The Bad Apple Menu

Kid’s Grilled Cheese Sandwich

provolone on multi grain bread

Kid’s Burger

served with or without cheese

Kid’s Pizza Bread

with cheese and tomato sauce

Kids PB&J

toasted on multi grain bread

Kid’s Granola

homemade granola, yogurt, fruit

Kid’s Li’l Hammies

ham & swiss on a little bun with special mustard

Locals Only Marg

a margarita without massive amounts of sweet & sour. topped with a splash of cointreau, a splash of sweet & sour, a squeeze of fresh lime with a salted rim

Craig’s List Casual Encounter

it’s not what you’re expecting. you can’t send it back. it lingers in your mouth. jeppson’s malort, lemongrass-ginger syrup and lemon-lime soda pop

Carl Weathers

you will totally die for this cocktail , just like he did in rocky iv. house-infused apple-cinnamon bourbon is mixed up in a scuffle with apple cinnamon mead, then topped with abita root beer and red

Cucumbersome

are you tired of not owning a timeshare? enjoy your life with this incredible combination of house-infused cucumber vodka, lemongrass ginger syrup and soda water

The Mead-A-Rita

tequila goes medieval - add your choice of apple cinnamon, pomegranate or spicy chile mead to a classic margarita. on the rocks. with salt.

New Fashioned

jumping on bandwagons is what americans do best. show your support by joining us on the classic cocktail bus. rye whiskey with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove & ginger spice syrup & a dash of orange bitters

Oliver

salty dogs are everywhere, especially if yours is a cocker spaniel you were convinced was a horse until age 5. house-infused grapefruit vodka, habanero simple syrup, grapefruit juice & ginger beer &

Pickled Pixie Punch

who invited the pixie to the block party? pink lemonade vodka on ice topped with a 7oz. pony bottle of miller high life

Strawberry Daquiri Tough Guy

everyone knows that french guiana is for posers, which is why we support regular guyana by buying their rum. el dorado 5yr rum, strawberry pureé, lemon juice, rosemary syrup, cava

Campario & Lugi

plumber who eats mushrooms has an 8 foot vertical leap, gets to hang out with his best friend all the time and has a super cute girlfriend. mario has the best life ever. campari, honey syrup and our

I’m Eating Gilbert Grape

it’s been 20 years since the movie’s release and finally someone has been kind enough to answer. death’s door gin, grape purée, lime juice, thyme simple syrup

Locals Only Marg

a healthy pour of herencia silver

The Patriot

not just a misunderstood buddy comedy starring heath ledger & mel gibson, but an herbaceuous, light, crisp whiskey drank. rye whiskey, benedictine, apple cider

Peyote Punch

while this will not give you cactus hallucinations you crave, it is tasty and has cactus ingredients! la penca mezcal or herencia blanco tequila, prickly pear fruit punch, lime juice and ginger beer.

Spiced Horcha-Tea

people who don’t know what horchata is anger the gods. do not be the target for zeus’ lightning bolt. spiced rum, rumchata, spice syrup, iced tea.

Locals Only Marg

reposado

Locals Only Marg

cazadores anejo

Cava, Gran Sarao, Penedés, Spain

delightful dry sparkling with apricots and apple notes, hint of bread

Pinot Grigio, Gala, Abruzzo, Italy

dry with light fruits, peach, minerals

Torrontes, Bodega Gouguenheim -Tupungato, Argentina

argentina’s flagship, aromatic & grassy with lemon, orange & white peach

Gewurztraminer, Tarrica Cellars, Central Coast, CA

lightly sweet, floral, tropical fruit

Chardonnay, Cucao, Casablanco Valley, Chile

well balanced with white peach, citrus, light oak finish

Rosé, Domaine De Figuerasse, Languedoc, France

minerally with hint of flowers

Pinot Noir, Quintay, Casablanca Valley, Chile

light-bodied with fresh berries, light sweetness and oak

Cabernet Sauvignon, Luna Benegas, Mendoza, Argentina

ripe with red fruits, slight pepper, dry rich finish

Malbec, Picada 15, Patagonia, Argentina

herbaceous with red cherry, plum, and hints of vanilla

Nero D'avola, Poggio Anima, Sicily, Italy

rich blackberry, jammy, dry spice, floral

Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)

Brooklyn Lager

O'Fallon Wheach

SKA Modus Hoperandi

Two Brothers Outlaw IPA

Wittekerke Belgian Wheat

Avery White Rascal

Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils

SKA Autumnal Mole Stout

Blanche de Bruxelles

Lion Stout

Sixpoint Sweet Action

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Sixpoint Resin

St. Feuillien Saison

Brewery Vivant Contemplation Ale

Oskar Blues G'Knight Imperial Red

Vander Mill Totally Roasted Cider

Beer-Mosa

brunch club welcomes a new friend with this mix of allagash white and orange juice. it’s dangerous

The Midwestern Snake Bite

our current hard apple cider and dortmunder gold lager swap life stories in a dive bar half way between ohio & michigan

Poor Man’s Black Velvet

would you wear this to a hobo’s wedding? silky combo of apple cider & belhaven stout

Lawn Mower

not just the newest dance craze for 2011, it’s 12oz of half acre daisy cutter with a shot of bisongrass vodka.

Apples To Apples

"the game of hilarious comparisons." could anything be more fun than boardgames? impossible. apple lambic & apple cider in a flute topped with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg

Apple Pie

pear cider has fun with an underbelly of waterloo gin. it’s delicious

Butter Beer

tired of being called a nerd? inspired by a bespectled wizard, a mix of crabbie’s ginger beer & butterscotch liqueur. accio butter beer!

Laura-Saurus

dragon’s milk finds itself stuck in a lease with house-infused vanilla vodka & cassis.

Pumpkin Pie

as american as complaining about taxes & not voting. ace pumpkin cider & maple whiskey

Risky Business

combines misspent youth with adulthood like throwing a party when your parents are out of town (& inviting hookers) bourbon, cream soda & dragon’s milk on ice

Austrian Gin & Juice

laidback with my mind on my euros and my euros in an economic tailspin. stiegl grapefruit radler with a kick of knickerbocker gin

Mezcal Michelada

like a regular michelada, but with half a shot of smokey awesome booze. house-made spicy bloody mary mix, zesty celery salt rim, ska mexican logger and la penca mezcal

The Michigan Margarita

new holland’s hopquila (centennial hop steeped liquor), triple sec, lime juice, & founders centennial ipa over ice. combines all things michigan: hoppy beer, margaritas, & alliterating drink names.

Make Your Own KBS

grab a bottle of breakfast stout, pour it over a shot of buffalo trace bourbon. it’s just the same.

Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold

Oso Spikes Ale

Founders Oatmeal Stout Nitro

Half Acre Heyoka IPA

Surly Bender

Tallgrass 8-Bit Pale Ale

Temperance Freedive IBA

Allagash White

Aspall Dry Cider

North Coast PranQster

Sixpoint Resin

Central Waters Bourbon Barrel Stout

Emmett's Winter Warmer Ale

Stone Suede Imperial Porter

Tieton Cider Works Wild Washington Apple

5 Rabbit Ki' Chun

Grand Teton Howling Wolf Weisse Bier

Lagunitas Hairy Eyeball

New Holland Dragon's Milk

Stiegl Pils

Against The Grain Rico Sauvin IPA

Bockor Cuvee Des Jacobins Rouge

Lindeman's Cassis

Lindeman's Pomme

Abita Light

Abita Restoration Ale

Anchor Liberty Ale

Central Waters Belgian Blonde

Emmett's McCarthy Red Ale

Krombacher Dark

Lost Coast Downtown Brown

Tyranena Headless Man Amber Alt

Anchor Bock

Arcadia Anglers Ale

Bohemia

Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter

Great Lakes Eliot Ness

Left Hand Black Jack Porter

New Holland The Poet

North Coast Old #38 Stout

O'Fallon Smoked Porter

O'so Hopdinger Pale Ale

Oso Night Train Porter

Sea Dog Wild Blueberry

Two Brothers Domain Dupage

Two Brother Prairie Path

Two Brothers The Bitter End American Pale

Tyranena Scurvy IPA

Victory Prima Pils

Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale

Hinterland White IPA

Metropolitan Krankshaft

Original Sin Apple Cider

Stiegl Radler Grapefruit

Stone Pale

Victory Summer Love

Weihenstephaner Original

Ace Pear Cider

Dark Horse Raspberry Ale

Dark Horse Reserve Special Black Bier

Flying Dog Raging Bitch

Founders Dirty Bastard

Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro

Southern Tier 2XMAS

Two Brothers Night Cat

Great Divide Hibernation Ale

Affligem Blonde

Avery Old Jubilation

Dark Horse One Oatmeal Stout

Dark Horse Perkulator

Dark Horse Scotty Karate

Dark Horse Tres Blueberry Stout

Einbecker Ur-Bock Dunkel

Lagunitas A Little Sumpin Sumpin Ale

Lagunitas Maximus

Unibroue La Fin Du Monde

Unibroue Maudite

Anchor Christmas 2012

Anchor Christmas 2013

Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout

Flying Dog Gonzo Porter

New Planet 3R Raspberry Gluten Free

New Planet Blonde Ale

Victory Golden Monkey

Grimbergen Blonde

Stiegl Radler Lemon

Allagash Tripel

Arcadia B-Craft Black Double IPA

Green Flash Hop Head Red

Green Flash Rayon Vert

Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout

BrewDog Hardcore IPA

Brunehaut Ambree

Brunehaut Blonde

Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer

Founders Breakfast Stout

Hinterland Luna Coffee Stout

Rodenbach Red

Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier

Weihenstephaner Vitus

Williams Brothers Fraoch Heather Ale

Founders Rubaeus

Ommegang Abbey Ale

Ommegang Hennepin

Stone Ruination IPA

Stone Sublimely Self Righteous Ale

Ayinger Brau Weisse

Corsendonk Agnus Tripel

Corsendonk Brown

Lefebvre Hopus

Malheur 10

Oskar Blues Ten Fidy

Poperings Hommel Ale

St. Bernardus Pater 6

St. Bernadus Pater 6

Surly Coffee Bender

Bockor Omer

Central Waters Illumination Double IPA

Chimay Premiere (Red)

Duvel

La Trappe Isid'or

Petrus Aged Pale Ale

St. Bernardus Tripel

Timmermans Strawberry

Troubadour Obscura

Urthel Hop-It

Kwak

Robinsons Ginger Tom

Scheldbrouwerij Hop Ruiter

Troubadour Magma

Urthel Samaranth

Verhaeghe Vichtenaar

Chimay Grand Reserve

Ommegang Three Philosophers

Orval

Rochefort 8

Stillwater Emelisse Holland Oats

Westmalle Dubbel

Westmalle Tripel

Aecht Schlenkerla Eiche

Green's Endeavour

Green's Quest Triple Blonde

St. Louis Gueze Fond Tradition

Flying Dog Barrel-Aged Gonzo Imperial Porter

Hinterland Bourbon Barrel Doppelbock

J.K. Scrumpy's Hard Cider

Lost Abbey Saison Blanc

North Coast Le Merle

Avery The Beast Grand Cru

Oud Beersel Oude Gueuze Vieille

Tieton Holiday Cheers

Two Brothers Off The Cuff

Oud Beersel Oude Kriek Vielle

Spiteful GFY Imperial Stout

Bieken Honey Ale

Pipeworks Chai Dog

Pipeworks Batatta Obscura

Pipeworks Ninja VS Unicorn

Pipeworks Poivre Vert

Victory Otto

Bruery 4 Calling Birds

Bruery - 6 Geese-A-Laying

Bruery Autumn Maple

Bruery Trade Winds Tripel

Two Brothers Tangent

Hoppin Frog Cafe Silk Porter

Pipeworks Cascade Ninja

Rodenbach Grand Cru

Brasserie De Silly Barrel Aged Scotch Silly

Pipeworks Cherry Truffle Abduction

Timmermans Oude Geuze

Allagash Merveilleux

Jolly Pumpkin Noel De Calabaza

Lost Abbey Angel's Share

Port Older Viscosity Barrel Aged

Port Santas Little Helper Barrel Aged

Hoppin Frog Barrel Aged B.O.R.I.S. Oatmeal Imperial Stout

Bruery Sour In The Rye

FiftyFifty Eclipse Rittenhouse Rye

Bruery Bois

Montreal Poutine

fries topped with gravy and cheese curds now also available with a vegetarian herbed mushroom gravy

Pickled Platter

whatever we can pickle, various ways

Olives

herbed, marinated black & green olives, feta, pickled garlic

Fried Cheese Curds

beer battered cheese curds with homemade buttermilk ranch dipping sauce

Warm Goat Cheese Fondue Dip

hefe-weissen spiked goat cheese, homemade sourdough bread (not available to go)

Southwestern Cobb Salad

romaine, corn, black bean, red onion, red pepper, bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, crispy tortilla strips, chipotle ranch dressing

Farro & Spinach Salad

dried apricot, goat cheese, pistachio, stone ground mustard & tarragon vinaigrette

Quinoa Salad

pine nut, cider soaked golden raisin, carrot, pea, mixed greens, fresh mint, pecorino cheese, virtue redstreak cider vinaigrette

Beet Salad

arugula, pine nuts, red onion, fresh mozzarella, arugula pesto

Chick Pea Salad

black olive, feta, obnion, mixed greens, cucumber, citrus vinaigrette

Meat & Cheese Board

assorted cheeses & house-made meats served with assorted house-made garnishes & homemade sourdough bread (not available to go)

Pickles

did you know pickles were made from cucumbers? test out that theory with a dill pickle vodka martini served straight up wit ha plethora of house pickled garnishes: pickled cucumber, pickled garlic, &

Pouty Pear

pear vodka gets emo with ginger syrup, ginger ale and citrus

Violet Beauregard

what would violet drink now that she’s all grown up? blueberry vodka, lemon and a touch of cassis

Persnickety Lemon

this martini combines the masculinity of a lemon drop with the burliness of house-infused raspberry vodka, finished with a smack of framboise.

Legends Of The Daal

chipotle hummus, curried cauliflower, lentil, spinach, feta, red onion, peas, sarasola cider soaked golden raisin, cilantro yogurt, lavash wrap

Earthly

wild mushroom blend, truffled goat cheese, caramelized onion and spinach on rosemary bun

The Sprouting Turk

oven roasted turkey breast, brussel sprout and carrot slaw, bacon, white cheddar on multigrain

Jamaican Me Brisket

jamaican jerked brisket, rasta slaw, caribbean bbq on a bun

The Notorious D.O.G

house made sausage- all dressed up on a lobster roll

The Schnitz

capon* schnitzel, sauerkraut, a fried egg and dijon mustard on a pretzel bun. *these capons are free-range male chickens who live the good midwestern lifestyle

Smooth Operator

roast beef "pastrami style", arugula, caraway vinaigrette, horseradish white cheddar spread served warm on a pretzel bun

Every Rose Has Its Steak

thinly sliced steak, four roses bourbon onions, aged white cheddar, tangy steak sauce on a hoagie bun

Bay Of Pigs

pork belly, ham, pickle, swiss, pork belly mustard on a hoagie bun

Strange Famous

(veggie burger created in collaboration with sage francis) house-made wild mushroom, seitan, chick pea and corn burger, red onion & sage marmalade, spinach, goat cheese

The Bad Apple Burger

lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, provolone

Pure & Simple

citrus maitre d’ butter & arugula on an herbed focaccia bun

Never Better

pickle, onions cooked in dry aged beef fat, swiss cheese

Elvis’s Last Supper

bacon & peanut butter trust us, it’s good

Slow Burn

stout sautéed spicy chilies & onions, bacon, white cheddar

Tap-N-Nod

green olive tapenade, whipped feta, roasted garlic & red pepper sauce on a focaccia bun

Glennspiration

topped with french fries, poutine gravy, white cheddar, spicy mustard on a pretzel bun (also available veggie style)

Easy Like Sunday Morning

topped with a housemade breakfast sausage patty, bacon, fried egg, white cheddar

El Chupacabra

topped with braised goat chili, roasted garlic purée, goat’s milk cheddar, avocado crema

Steven Seagal Power Kick

topped with corn beef tongue, sauerkraut, swiss cheese & secret sauce on a pretzel bun

Pear In A Port

hook’s gorgonzola blue cheese, port poached pear, red leaf lettuce, port reduction

Edmund Fig-Gerald

edmund fitzgerald porter, fig & bacon relish, goat cheese, smoked onion

Truff Enuff

mushroom and truffle pate, truffled celery root, spinach & pecorino salad

Grizzly Adams

topped with braised short rib, caramelized onion and an ale, stone ground mustard, jalapeno & sharp cheddar sauce on a pretzel bun

Wagyu Wednesday

45 day dry aged prime rib wagyu. ask for complete burger description this burger is available starting on wednesdays, subject to availability