Nutrition Breakdown
Topsy's Fun House Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Topsy's Fun House menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
215 kcal
Lowest Item
23 kcal
Highest Item
515 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Topsy's Fun House
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Strawberry Basil Martini | cocktails | USDA | 23 kcal |
| 2 | Dry Passion | cocktails | USDA | 69 kcal |
| 3 | George Witney Margarita | cocktails | USDA | 92 kcal |
| 4 | Old Flame | cocktails | USDA | 100 kcal |
| 5 | Dickel Berry | cocktails | USDA | 200 kcal |
| 6 | Topsy's | cocktails | USDA | 214 kcal |
| 7 | 1921 Honey | cocktails | USDA | 361 kcal |
| 8 | Contortionist | cocktails | USDA | 361 kcal |
| 9 | Fuzzy Cup | cocktails | USDA | 515 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Fuzzy Cup
1921 Honey
Contortionist
Topsy's
Dickel Berry
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Topsy's Fun House Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.