Nutrition Breakdown
The Hanky Panky Club Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Hanky Panky Club menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
390 kcal
Lowest Item
114 kcal
Highest Item
900 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Hanky Panky Club
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Absolut | vodka | USDA | 114 kcal |
| 2 | J.W. Black Label | scotch | USDA | 279 kcal |
| 3 | Macallan 12 | scotch | USDA | 280 kcal |
| 4 | Screaming Orgasm | mixed liquids | Estimated | 320 kcal |
| 5 | Chivas Regal | scotch | USDA | 357 kcal |
| 6 | Ketel One | vodka | USDA | 389 kcal |
| 7 | Bacardi | rum | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 8 | Belvedere | vodka | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 9 | Between The Sheets | mixed liquids | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 10 | Bombay Sapphire | gin | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 11 | Captain Morgan | rum | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 12 | Chocolate Beauty | mixed liquids | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 13 | Ciroc | vodka | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 14 | Climax | mixed liquids | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 15 | Cristal | champagne | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 16 | Dewar's | scotch | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 17 | Dom Pérignon | champagne | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 18 | Don Julio | tequila | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 19 | Glenfiddich | scotch | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 20 | Hendricks | gin | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 21 | Jack Daniel's | bourbon & sour mash | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 22 | Jameson | scotch | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 23 | Jim Beam | bourbon & sour mash | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 24 | Maker's Mark | bourbon & sour mash | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 25 | Makers Mark | rum | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | Malibu | rum | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | Menage A Trois | mixed liquids | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Moët Imperial | champagne | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | Patrón Añejo | tequila | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | Patrón Reposado | tequila | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Hanky Panky Club Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.