Nutrition Breakdown
Swine Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Swine menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
299 kcal
Lowest Item
1 kcal
Highest Item
884 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Swine
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chamomile | serendipitea $3 | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 2 | Chamomile | serendipitea organic teas $3 | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 3 | Cavemaster Hudson Flower / Sheep / NY | cheeses | USDA | 15 kcal |
| 4 | Oskar Blues "Mama's Lil Yella Pils" | beer in cans | USDA | 17 kcal |
| 5 | Mortadella | charcuterie | USDA | 22 kcal |
| 6 | Lion Brewery Limited | beer in cans | USDA | 26 kcal |
| 7 | The Miss Piggy Spritz | classics | USDA | 28 kcal |
| 8 | IL Faggeto | sparkling | USDA | 33 kcal |
| 9 | March Of The Pigs | cocktails | USDA | 35 kcal |
| 10 | Rise & Swine | cocktails | USDA | 39 kcal |
| 11 | Green Door | cocktails | USDA | 40 kcal |
| 12 | Budweiser | beer in cans | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 13 | Mimosa | classics | USDA | 45 kcal |
| 14 | The Aristocrat | cocktails $12 | USDA | 47 kcal |
| 15 | Bellini | classics | USDA | 49 kcal |
| 16 | Swine Song | after dinner cocktails $12 | USDA | 55 kcal |
| 17 | Chenin Blanc & Viognier | white | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 18 | Allagash White | beer on draft $8 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 19 | Lil' Sister | cocktails $12 | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 20 | Sierra Nevada "Torpedo" | beer in cans | USDA | 85 kcal |
| 21 | Pig's Head Terrine | charcuterie | USDA | 91 kcal |
| 22 | Michelada | classics | USDA | 92 kcal |
| 23 | Pinot Noir | red | USDA | 132 kcal |
| 24 | Jasmine Green | serendipitea $3 | USDA | 145 kcal |
| 25 | Jasmine Green | serendipitea organic teas $3 | USDA | 145 kcal |
| 26 | Beef Tongue Pastrami | charcuterie | USDA | 147 kcal |
| 27 | Crosby's Homemade Banoffe Pie | dessert | USDA | 147 kcal |
| 28 | Pig Beneath My Wings | cocktails $12 | USDA | 159 kcal |
| 29 | "Hair Bender" Blend | stumptown coffee roasters | USDA | 176 kcal |
| 30 | Asparagus & Duck Fat Potato Salad | weekly specials | Estimated | 180 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
French Press For One
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Medium French Press
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Swine Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.