Surly Girl Saloon Menu

Simply Surly Sides

Fritos, cilantro-citrus slaw, baby carrots, tortilla chips with salsa, hot n' spicy black beans, yellow rice

Super Sassy Sides

Poblano mashed potatoes, cottage cheese, buttermilk biscuits, broccoli and cheese, jalapeno cheddar biscuits, green beans in herb butter

Vegetarian Chili

With Italian cannelloni beans & seasonal vegetables. Topped with shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheeses, sour cream and green onions.

Creamy Tomato Soup

Topped with green onions.

Traditional Meaty Chili

With kidney beans, onions and peppers. Topped with shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheeses, sour cream and green onions.

Meat or Vegetarian Posole

Rich broth loaded with hominy, tomato, onion, southwestern spices and your choice of chicken, tofu, or pulled pork. Served with fresh slaw and fresh lime.

Frito Pie

A bed of America’s favorite corn chips topped with our house-made veggie chili or the traditional meaty chili. Finished off with a dollop of sour cream, shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheeses and

Slap Your Bottom Red Bean Hummus

Served with toasted pita and fresh veggie slices.

Chips and Queso

Creamy white Mexican cheese blended with our chunky salsa. Served with hearty tortilla chips. Add chorizo $2.00

Betty’s Spinach and Artichoke Dip

Chili Con Queso

This blend of our meat or veggie chili & creamy queso will warm your cold, cold heart. Served with fritos and tortilla chips for dippin.

Kick A** Quesadillas

Black beans, corn, jalapenos, romas and green onions with melted cheddar and monterey jack cheeses in a whole wheat tortilla. Served with a side of salsa and sour cream. Add chili-marinated portobell

Nacho Mama's Nachos

Oven-baked with cheddar and monterey jack cheeses, diced tomatoes, green onions, roasted corn, black beans, jalapenos and a splash of chipotle sour cream. Add veggie chili, meat chili, chorizo or pul

Surly Girl Salad

Mixed greens with pecans, cranberries, red onions and crumbled gorgonzola cheese. Served with balsamic vinaigrette on the side.

Garden District Delight

A plateful of mixed greens, carrots, tomatoes, green onions, and cucumber. Served with avocado caesar dressing on the side.

Southwest Salmon Caesar with Chicken Breast or Our Chili-Marinated Portobellos

Taco Salad

Choice of meaty or veggie chili atop a plate of mixed greens, shredded cheddar, 6 cheese blend, red onions and tortilla chips, finished with a dollop of sour cream and a sprinkle of green onions and

BBQ Chicken Salad

Spring mix topped with shredded cheddar and monteray jack cheeses, black beans, corn, french fried onions, roma tomatoes, and lightly seasoned chicken breast. Drizzled with our sweet and tangy BBQ sa

Vegetarian Chopped Salad

Corn, roma tomatoes, seasoned tofu, black beans, red onions, cucumber, broccoli, cheddar and monteray jack cheeses over mixed greens. Served with a side of avocado caesar dressing.

Southwest Salmon Caesar

Mixed greens topped with our corn & black bean salsa, red onions, jalapenos and avocado. Served with avocado caesar on the side.

3 Black Bean or 3 Tofu Tacos

Filled with lettuce, diced romas, cheddar & monterey jack cheeses, and ranchero sauce. Served with tortilla chips and housemade salsa.

Creamed Chicken over Biscuits

The classic comfort food. Chicken, peas, carrots, celery, roasted corn and onions in a luscious cream sauce ladled over a scoop of poblano mashers and a pair of warm and toasty buttermilk biscuits.

Posole Stew

Rich broth loaded with hominy, tomato, onion, & southwestern spices. Served with fresh slaw, avocado slices, fresh lime, & a jalapeno-cheddar biscuit. Add chili-marinated tofu, seasoned chicken, or p

Cajun Meatloaf

With a drizzle of roasted red pepper aioli, served with our poblano mashers & steamed broccoli.

3 Pulled Pork or 3 Salmon Tacos

Soft corn or flour tortillas with fresh slaw, cilantro-citrus salsa and your choice of our slow-roasted pulled pork or chili-marinated salmon. Served with yellow rice and our hot n' spicy black beans

Surly Girl's Slammin' Salmon

Chili-rubbed salmon nestled atop a pile of warm, spicy black beans & yellow rice, topped with chipotle cream and a splash of cilantro-citrus salsa

Pulled Pork & Black Bean Huevos Surlitos

A toasted flour tortilla topped with 2 eggs, black beans, pulled pork, green chiles, avocado slices, drizzle of ranchero sauce, & green onions.

Swashbuckler's Super Supper Trays

All trays are served with poblano mashers, green beans in herb butter, a secret treasure, and your choice of cupcake. Choice of entrees include our pigs in a biscuit, pulled pork, cheddar, and BBQ sa

Pollo Ranallo

Chicken breast topped with chorizo and smothered in creamy queso, then drizzled with our house-made ranchero sauce. Served with yellow rice and black beans.

B. L. T.& A

Topped with fresh avocado slices. Served on toasted wheat with poblano mayo.

Texas Tuna Melt

Tuna salad with toasted cheddar & bacon, topped with lettuce, romas, and jalapenos on texas toast.

Deluxe Veggie Melt

With fresh avocado, cheddar and monterey jack cheeses on toasted wheat bread. Topped with spring mix, cucumbers, roma tomatoes and avocado caesar dressing.

Black Bean Burger

House made veggie burger with red pepper aioli, lettuce, and tomato on grilled taxas toast.

Cajun Meatloaf

On toasted wheat with lettuce, tomato, red onion and poblano mayo.

Roasted Turkey Melt

Roasted turkey, bacon, shredded cheddar and poblano mayo on toasted whole wheat.

Bacon Lover's Grilled Cheese with Tomato Soup

Whole wheat bread filled with melted shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheeses, grilled bacon and tomato. Served with a bowl of our creamy

Mean & Green Grilled Cheese with Tomato Soup

Avocado and jalapenos on Texas toast with our 6-cheese blend.

Chorizo & Portobello Grilled Cheese with Tomato Soup

Chorizo and chili-marinated portobellos on wheat with our 6-cheese blend.

Bandito Burrito

Our chili-marinated portobellos, lettuce, romas, black beans, sauteed peppers and onions wrapped up in a flour tortilla, then smothered in queso and topped with ranchero and green onions. Adding baco

Vegetarian or Meat Chili Menage A Trois

Topped with your choice of chili, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses and green onions.

Creamy Blue n' Bacon

Pasta in creamy sauce, baked with broccoli, romas, bacon, gorgonzola cheese and a sprinkle of french fried onions.

Southwest Shells N' Cheese

Cheddar and monterey jack cheeses, baked over pasta in cream sauce with black beans, corn, spicy roasted peppers and onions.

Tuna Noodle Casserole

Topped with melted cheddar and french fried onions, our creamy casserole is a plateful of home-cooked love.

Chili Mac

Add vegetarian or meat chili to our southwest shells n' cheese.

Southwest Chicken Wrap

Mixed greens topped with black bean and corn salsa, red bean hummus, seasoned chicken, roasted chicken, cheddar and monterey jack cheeses and jalapenos with a side of salsa.

Wrap From Hell

Lightly seasoned chicken breast wrapped up with mixed greens, red onions, jalapenos, shredded cheddar and monterey jack cheeses and chipotle ranch dressing.

Turkey Bacon Club Wrap

Smoked turkey, bacon, lettuce, romas, red onion, 6 cheese blend and a drizzle of poblano mayo.

Tomato and Cheese

House-made sauce, roma tomatoes and 6 cheese blend.

Pepperoni

Sauce, cheese and crispy pepperoni.

Wicked Western White

Creamy artichokes, spinach, bacon, jalapenos, red onions, & romas with our six cheese blend.

Tomato Bacon Avocado

3 great tastes that taste great together. With our house pizza sauce and 6 cheese blend.

Surly Girl Pizza

Crumbled gorgonzola, 6 cheese blend, dried cranberries, red onions and pecans. Drizzled with our balsamic vinaigrette.

Sassy Senorita

Chorizo, jalapenos, romas, a drizzle of ranchero and a dollop of sour cream over cheddar and monterey jack cheeses.