Nutrition Breakdown

Simone's Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Simone's menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

347 kcal

Lowest Item

33 kcal

Highest Item

710 kcal

59 / 59 items resolved USDA database: 27 Estimated: 32

Lowest Calorie Items at Simone's

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Founders Dirty Bastard beer USDA 33 kcal
2 Darkhorse Raspberry beer USDA 57 kcal
3 Maude’s Organic Carrot Cake desserts USDA 64 kcal
4 Ska Brewing Pinstripe Red Ale beer USDA 83 kcal
5 Portobello Fries appetizers USDA 102 kcal
6 Quinoa Pizza pizzas $8 each USDA 120 kcal
7 Victory Prima Pils beer USDA 145 kcal
8 Three Floyds Gumball Head beer USDA 157 kcal
9 Fresh Veggie Platter appetizers Estimated 170 kcal
10 Chef’s Salad soups and salads Estimated 180 kcal
11 Side Salad soups and salads Estimated 180 kcal
12 Simone’s Salad soups and salads Estimated 180 kcal
13 Hot Fudge Sundae desserts USDA 186 kcal
14 B.B.Q Chicken Pizza pizzas $8 each USDA 188 kcal
15 Sweet Potato Fries appetizers USDA 192 kcal
16 Classic Nachos appetizers USDA 210 kcal
17 Classic Nachos appetizers USDA 220 kcal
18 House - Made Tomato Soup soups and salads Estimated 220 kcal
19 Darkhorse beer USDA 239 kcal
20 Vegetable Quesadilla appetizers USDA 253 kcal
21 Bear Republic Racer beer USDA 257 kcal
22 Kristoffer's Tres Leches Cake desserts USDA 257 kcal
23 Caesar Salad Wrap entrees Estimated 295 kcal
24 Caesar Salad Wrap entrees Estimated 295 kcal
25 Wexford Irish Cream Ale beer USDA 301 kcal
26 Chicken Chopped Salad soups and salads Estimated 305 kcal
27 Bells beer USDA 350 kcal
28 Pbr Tall Boy beer USDA 368 kcal
29 Chicken Quesadilla appetizers USDA 374 kcal
30 Onion Rings appetizers USDA 385 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 32

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Pilsen Pizza

pizzas $8 each 710 kcal

Simone’s Pizza

pizzas $8 each 710 kcal

Traditional Pizza

pizzas $8 each 710 kcal

Burger

entrees 620 kcal

Cheeseburger

entrees 620 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Simone's Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Simone's items have calorie data?
Simone's currently has calorie values for 59 of 59 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Simone's?
The lightest item currently tracked is Founders Dirty Bastard at approximately 33 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Simone's calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 27 items use USDA database estimates, while 32 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Simone's full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.