Nutrition Breakdown
Scofflaw Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Scofflaw menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
297 kcal
Lowest Item
1 kcal
Highest Item
884 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Scofflaw
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Malort | allagash tap take over | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 2 | Farmstead Blue | meat & cheese $4 | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | La Colombe | coffee | USDA | 27 kcal |
| 4 | Shoemaker | drinks | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 5 | Monk's | drafts | USDA | 60 kcal |
| 6 | Crios Malbec | wine $8 | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 7 | Charles De Fere Blanc De Blancs | wine $8 | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 8 | Confluence | allagash tap take over | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 9 | Jim Barty Cabernet Sauvignon | wine $8 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 10 | Pabst | drafts | USDA | 110 kcal |
| 11 | Dark Horse | drafts | USDA | 133 kcal |
| 12 | Oskar Blues | drafts | USDA | 142 kcal |
| 13 | Old Hand | drinks | USDA | 164 kcal |
| 14 | Skouras Rose | wine $8 | USDA | 167 kcal |
| 15 | Cobb Salad | plates | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 16 | Simple Green Salad | sides $4 | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 17 | Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream | sweets | USDA | 196 kcal |
| 18 | Improved Scofflaw Cocktail | drinks | USDA | 200 kcal |
| 19 | Kavorka | drinks | USDA | 231 kcal |
| 20 | White | allagash tap take over | USDA | 238 kcal |
| 21 | Curtain Call | drinks | USDA | 259 kcal |
| 22 | Glasgow | drinks | USDA | 260 kcal |
| 23 | Skouras Mosocofilero | wine $8 | USDA | 263 kcal |
| 24 | Sweet Potato Hand-Pie | sweets | USDA | 269 kcal |
| 25 | Curieux | allagash tap take over | USDA | 286 kcal |
| 26 | Third Charm | drinks | USDA | 295 kcal |
| 27 | Black | allagash tap take over | USDA | 298 kcal |
| 28 | Saison | allagash tap take over | USDA | 298 kcal |
| 29 | Bernier Chardonnay | wine $8 | USDA | 339 kcal |
| 30 | Beets | snacks & shares | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Dark Matter
Vandermill
Slagel Farms Mustard Griddled Deluxe Cheeseburger
Swizzle Nine
Chicken Liver Mousse
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Scofflaw Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.