Served with homemade cornbread. Add cheese or sour cream for extra love!
$3.25
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Soup & Salad
A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or mediterranean salad.
$8.5
0
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oh my yum
10 items
Biscuits & Gravy
Hog version: herb & onion bread with gravy add $0.75, gf v version: gluten-free & vegan with gravy add $1.50.
$3
0
Corn Cakes
(Gluten free). Combine your favorite flavors to any pancake from the ingredients or make happy heart pancakes by adding blueberries or bananas for $0.50 each!
(Gluten free). Combine your favorite flavors to any pancake from the ingredients or make happy heart pancakes by adding blueberries or bananas for $0.50 each!
$4.25
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Smothered Taters
Seasoned red potatoes smothered with your choice of homemade nacho cheese sauce, or almond gravy topped with green onions.
Scottish oats blended into a not-so-vegan, rich batter or try one of our vegan gluten free batters cooked waffle style!
$5
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Sweet Corn Tamales
Three seasoned petite corn cakes cooked with jalapenos topped with salsa, guacamole, sour cream and green onions. (Gluten free).
$7
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French Toast
Sprinkled with powdered sugar. French toast, waffle and pancakes served with earth balance. Butter by request.
$7.75
0
for starters
9 items
Shrooms
Steamed oregon mushrooms in our marinade, served chilled. (Gluten free).
$3.25
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French Fries
Not processed & lightly seasoned. Real food takes longer to cook but completely worth the wait!
$4
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Chips & Dip
Our homemade corn tortilla chips served with your choice of our nacho cheese sauce or salsa; choose house-made guacamole or queso fundito for $2.00 extra.
$4.25
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Hummus Pizza
Warmed flatbread slathered with homemade hummus, raw spinach, fresh tomato and feta cheese.
$4.5
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Poutine
A bowl of seasoned shoestring french fries, topped with cheese sauce, then smothered with gravy! This quebecois favorite is eaten with a fork and, if you demand bbq, instead of gravy, we can do that
$5
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Seasoned Tempeh Sticks
Tempeh sticks cooked until crisp served over a bed of fresh spinach with peanut sauce for dipping.
$6.5
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Nachos
Homemade corn tortilla chips topped with black bean chili, cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream, banana peppers and green onion. Add a side of guacamole, our seasoned taco meat or tempeh for $1.00!
$6.75
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Hummus Plate
Served with kalamata olives, cucumber, roasted red pepper, green onion and warmed pita.
$7
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Artichoke Dip
A fabulous remix of our original with artichokes, spinach, herbs and spices served with homemade corn tortilla chips.
$7.75
0
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fresh & fresh
6 items
Deluxe Green Salad
Mixed greens with tomato, cucumber, raw veggies, sunflower seeds and your choice of dressing.
$4
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Mediterranean Spinach Salad
Raw spinach topped with fresh cucumber, tomatoes, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, feta cheese and your choice of dressing.
$4
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Solstice Spinach Salad
Fresh spinach with dried cranberries, toasted walnuts, fuji-apples, tomato, cucumber and feta cheese served with our maple-mustard dressing.
$4.25
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Paradox Taco Salad
Chopped romaine lettuce served over our fresh corn tortilla chips topped with black beans, seasoned taco meat, shredded cheese, salsa and sour cream.
$5
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Caesar Blt Wrap With Avocado
Mixed greens tossed with tomato, avocado and coconut bacon in our homemade caesar dressing. Served with salt & cracked black pepper potato chips.
$6.5
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BBQ Tempeh & Sesame-Peanut Salad
Blended cabbages tossed with cashews, green onions and crispy yakisoba noodles in our sesame-peanut dressing topped with tempeh cooked in our homemade bbq sauce.
$8.5
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paradox breakfast
10 items
Basic Beginning
Your choice of one egg or tempeh or tofu with either potatoes or rice; finished off with your choice of toast. Real hungry? Ask for the basic doubled-up for only $1.75!
$4.75
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Holy Frijoles
Corn or wheat tortillas layered with our house chili and cheese topped with your choice of an egg or tofu, with rice, sour cream, and salsa.
$7.25
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Breakfast Bundle
Steamed veggies served over a half order of biscuits and gravy topped with your choice of egg, tofu or tempeh.
$7.5
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Paradox Scramble
Your choice of seasoned potatoes or brown rice, topped with steamed vegetables and your choice of one egg, tempeh or tofu. Try it curry style; same as above mixed with asian curry sauce, raisins &
$7.75
0
Belmont Combo
Choose a pancake, french toast or waffle; sausage, potatoes or veggies; one egg, tempeh or tofu.
$8.25
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The Big Burrito
A blend of steamed vegetables, your choice of an egg, tempeh or tofu and our house chili; wrapped in a giant wheat tortilla topped with salsa & green onions; served with seasoned potatoes. Add cheese
$8.5
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HOG Pile
Grilled tofu, mushrooms and onions scrambled with spinach, served over a full order of herb & onion bread smothered with almond gravy!
$8.5
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Country Comfort
Your choice of two eggs, tempeh or tofu, veggies or sausage; seasoned breakfast potatoes and a wheat biscuit smothered in almond gravy.
$9.5
0
Paradox Benedict
Our original, back by demand! Seasoned tofu and veggie sausage served on thick-sliced sourdough topped with our tree hugger hollandaise. Served with seasoned potatoes.
$9.5
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Spitfire Scramble
Seasoned tofu cooked with chipotle sausage, caramelized onions, peppers and jalapenos scrambled with spinach; served with sour cream and breakfast potatoes.
$9.5
0
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burgers & other things
6 items
The Basic
Served with lettuce, tomato, pickle chips and roasted garlic aioli.
$5.5
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Mac & Cheese
Gluten free pasta in our cheese sauce with raw spinach and tomatoes. Add broccoli to pasta $1.25. Add basil pesto for $1.00. (Gluten free).
$6.25
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The Firehouse
Guacamole, jalapenos, caramelized onions and peppers unload tons of love for your tongue and tummy!
$7.5
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The Gut Buster
Perfect for colder weather! Served open-faced, topped with black bean chili, tomatoes and onions.
$7.5
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Pipeline Pita
Your choice of blackened tofu, tempeh or chicken, stuffed in a pita with raw spinach, tomato, avocado and cool cucumber sauce.
$7.5
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Sunshine Pesto Burger
Basil pesto, melted swiss cheese, fresh tomato and avocado slices blend together perfectly for a treat your mouth wont soon forget.
$7.75
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sammiches
6 items
Tempeh Reuben
Sauerkraut, seasoned tempeh and melted swiss cheese on toasted dark rye with 1000 island dressing.
$6
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The Plain Jane
Good seed bread stuffed with your choice of tempeh, tofurky or oven-roasted turkey, lettuce, tomatoes with garlic aioli; served with salt & cracked pepper kettle chips.
$6
0
Sloppy Joseph
Our twist on the classic sandwich, served open-faced on a grilled pub bun.
$6.5
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Phake Philly
Seasoned tempeh with grilled onions, bell peppers, mushrooms and melted swiss cheese served on grilled cibatta with roasted garlic aioli.
$7.5
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Roasted Vegetable & Artichoke Ciabatta
Zucchini, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, and red peppers are roasted to perfection served on grilled garlic ciabatta with basil pesto. Served with a side of marinara for dipping.
$7.75
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Paradox Club
Toasted good seed bread piled high with layers of hummus, pesto, lettuce, tomato, tempeh and roasted garlic aioli.
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Paradox Cafe offers 59 menu items across coffee and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Paradox Cafe food cost?
Menu prices at Paradox Cafe range from $0.75 for the most affordable options up to $9.50 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Paradox Cafe cheapest items guide.
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Is Paradox Cafe good value for money?
Paradox Cafe holds a customer rating of 4/5 based on 85 reviews. To judge value more accurately, compare Paradox Cafe side-by-side with similar restaurants: Paradox Cafe vs Craig's or Paradox Cafe vs Coffee Shop.
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