Nutrition Breakdown

Noir Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Noir menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

250 kcal

Lowest Item

18 kcal

Highest Item

519 kcal

24 / 24 items resolved USDA database: 22 Estimated: 2

Lowest Calorie Items at Noir

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Smoked Duck With Brie, Grilled Portobellos, Roasted Red Peppers And Truffle Oil** grilled flatbreads USDA 18 kcal
2 Baby Arugula salads USDA 31 kcal
3 3 Cheeses, Fresh Fruit, Nuts & Crackers** snacks USDA 59 kcal
4 Marinated Olives snacks USDA 105 kcal
5 Onion Soup soups $6 USDA 108 kcal
6 Chocolate Covered Pretzel sweets USDA 133 kcal
7 Butternut Squash grilled flatbreads USDA 145 kcal
8 Hummus & Tabbouleh snacks USDA 147 kcal
9 Tomato & Goat Cheese grilled flatbreads USDA 162 kcal
10 Spiced Tomato soups $6 USDA 220 kcal
11 Grilled Cheese sandwiches USDA 234 kcal
12 Prosciutto sandwiches USDA 245 kcal
13 Boston Cream Pie** sweets USDA 252 kcal
14 Roast Beef sandwiches USDA 259 kcal
15 Italian Style grilled flatbreads USDA 271 kcal
16 Smoked Turkey & Bacon sandwiches USDA 286 kcal
17 Spinach salads USDA 333 kcal
18 Strawberries, Brown Sugar & Crème Fraîche sweets USDA 380 kcal
19 Artichoke & Parmesan Dip snacks Estimated 390 kcal
20 Spinach, Bacon & Gruyère Dip snacks Estimated 390 kcal
21 Chocolate Dipped Cheesecake** sweets USDA 393 kcal
22 Toasted Mixed Nuts snacks USDA 432 kcal
23 Warm Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Cookie sweets USDA 492 kcal
24 Mac & Cheese snacks USDA 519 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 2

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Mac & Cheese

snacks 519 kcal

Warm Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Cookie

sweets 492 kcal

Toasted Mixed Nuts

snacks 432 kcal

Chocolate Dipped Cheesecake**

sweets 393 kcal

Artichoke & Parmesan Dip

snacks 390 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Noir Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Noir items have calorie data?
Noir currently has calorie values for 24 of 24 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Noir?
The lightest item currently tracked is Smoked Duck With Brie, Grilled Portobellos, Roasted Red Peppers And Truffle Oil** at approximately 18 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Noir calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 22 items use USDA database estimates, while 2 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Noir full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.