Nutrition Breakdown
Happy Gnome Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Happy Gnome menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
305 kcal
Lowest Item
10 kcal
Highest Item
710 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Happy Gnome
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Steak Tartare | snacks & starters | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 2 | Blackened Salmon Sandwich | sandwiches | USDA | 13 kcal |
| 3 | Rogue Smokey Blue | artisan cheese | USDA | 17 kcal |
| 4 | Surly Coffee Bender Braised Short Ribs | entrees | Estimated | 40 kcal |
| 5 | Capriole Sofia | artisan cheese | USDA | 69 kcal |
| 6 | Game Burger | sandwiches | USDA | 111 kcal |
| 7 | Baby Kale Salad | salads & soups | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 8 | Beet Salad | salads & soups | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 9 | Bourbon-Pear BBQ Chicken Sandwich | sandwiches | USDA | 182 kcal |
| 10 | House Made Vanilla Ice Cream | house made desserts | USDA | 186 kcal |
| 11 | Soup & Salad | salads & soups | Estimated | 200 kcal |
| 12 | Duck Burger | sandwiches | USDA | 211 kcal |
| 13 | Breakfast Sammie | sandwiches | USDA | 214 kcal |
| 14 | Surly Coffee Benker Creme Brulee | house made desserts | USDA | 233 kcal |
| 15 | Short Rib Tacos or Pork Tacos | snacks & starters | Estimated | 280 kcal |
| 16 | Vanillla Cheesecake | house made desserts | USDA | 286 kcal |
| 17 | Italian Beef Sandwich | sandwiches | USDA | 295 kcal |
| 18 | Bacon Wrapped Turkey Meatloaf | sandwiches | USDA | 297 kcal |
| 19 | Le Regal de Bourgogne | artisan cheese | USDA | 321 kcal |
| 20 | Chicken and Wild Rice Tomato Bleu Cheese Soup du Jour | salads & soups | Estimated | 323 kcal |
| 21 | Angus Cheeseburger | sandwiches | USDA | 328 kcal |
| 22 | Fried Vegetable Juicy Lucy | sandwiches | USDA | 333 kcal |
| 23 | Orange Jelly Roll | house made desserts | USDA | 366 kcal |
| 24 | Cheese Pierogis | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 25 | Cioppino | entrees | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | Dry Rubbed Wings | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | Duck Egg Rolls | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Ham Hock Tater Tots | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | House - Made Pretzel | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | House-Made Ramen | snacks & starters | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Meat Pizza
Vegetable Pizza
Jasper Hill Cabot Clothbound Cheddar
Doughnut Bread Pudding
Peanut Butter Cup
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Happy Gnome Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.