add sautéed mushrooms, sautéed onions, jalapenos, avocado, beans, teriyaki, aioli, or extra cheese
$0.5
0
Basic Burger
$9.95
0
Cheeseburger
your choice of tillamook cheddar, monterey jack, or bleu cheese
$10.5
0
Bacon Cheeseburger
two strips of crisp, honey-roasted bacon and your choice of tillamook cheddar, monterey jack, bleu cheese
$10.95
0
Teriyaki Burger
topped with grilled sweet onions, toasted sesame seeds, our own teriyaki sauce and aioli
$10.95
0
The Burger Of Doom
tequila glazed honey-roasted bacon, three-onion marmalade and tillamook cheddar
$10.95
0
Salmon Burger
grilled salmon patty topped with grilled onions, pepperoncini, aioli, lettuce and tomato
$10.95
0
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breakfast
14 items
Scramble This!
with your choice of the following: canadian bacon, side sour cream monterey jack, onions smoked salmon, mushrooms tillamook cheddar, bleu cheese jalapeno peppers, bacon sausage, pico de gallo feta, b
$0.5
0
Breakfast Burrito
add with bacon inside
$0.5
0
Basic Breakfast
add with bacon, turkey sausage or ham
$1
0
This Is Your Brain On Drugs Breakfast Sandwich
add with home fries or salad, with canadian bacon
$1
0
Buttermilk Pancakes
add with bacon, turkey sausage or ham
$1
0
Cinnamon French Toast
add with bacon, turkey sausage or ham
$1
0
Breakfast Burrito
add with home fries or salad
$1
0
Basic Breakfast
two eggs any style with thick-sliced whole-wheat sourdough toast and home fries or salad
$6.95
0
This Is Your Brain On Drugs Breakfast Sandwich
eggs over easy, spinach, cheddar cheese, tomato and aioli on a grilled english muffin
$6.95
0
Scramble This!
three-egg scramble (or omelet) with thick-sliced whole wheat sourdough toast, home fries or salad
$6.95
0
Buttermilk Pancakes
served until 11am. three fluffy cakes with butter and maple syrup
$6.95
0
Cinnamon French Toast
served until 11am. thick slices of sweet cinnamon brioche
$6.95
0
Lox & Bagel Plate
toasted bagel w/ smoked salmon, cream cheese, tomato, red onion, and capers
$7.95
0
Breakfast Burrito
giant flour tortilla grilled and stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese, black beans, and grilled vegetables served with sour cream and salsa on the side
$7.95
0
finger food
6 items
French Fries
add tillamook cheddar or monterey jack
$1
0
French Fries
crispy, diner-style fries
$3.75
0
Onion Rings
a stack of thick-cut 1015 sweet onion rings, battered, seasoned and deep fried
$4.95
0
Buffalo Wings
lightly battered chicken wings glazed with traditional spicy sauce and served with celery and the house bleu cheese
$7.95
0
Wash Load Nachos
served with refried beans, tillamook cheddar, monterey jack, pico de gallo, pickled jalapenos and sour cream
$7.95
0
Hummus Platter
two big scoops of house-made hummus served with fresh cucumber salad and tortilla chips
$7.95
0
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dyed greens
7 items
The Brainwash Salad
add grilled chicken breast
$1.5
0
Hail Caesar
add grilled chicken breast
$1.5
0
The Brainwash Salad
tossed w/ a honey balsamic vinaigrette, hard boiled egg, sliced grapefruit and shaved parmesan
$8.95
0
Hail Caesar
hearts of romaine w/ homemade garlic croutons and the house caesar dressing
$8.95
0
Surf & Turf Spinach Salad
baby spinach with grilled prawns, grilled chicken, feta, red onions, olives, and roasted red peppers tossed in a honey balsamic vinaigrette
$8.95
0
Vegetarian Cobb Salad
roasted corn, avocado and black bean relish, slices of stir-fried tofu (or chicken), tomatoes and sliced bell peppers served over chopped romaine with ranch dressing and rosemary focacia triangles
$9.95
0
Chinese Chicken-Or-Tofu Salad
rice noodles, fresh greens, toasted almonds and seasonal vegetables tossed in a sesame soy vinaigrette
$9.95
0
cold drinks
11 items
Milk
$1.5
0
Soda
$1.75
0
Iced Tea
$1.75
0
Italian Soda
$1.95
0
Thai Iced Tea
$1.95
0
Iced Coffee
$2.25
0
Lemonade
$2.5
0
Fresh Orange Juice
$2.75
0
Frozen Lemonade
$3
0
Frozen Mocha
$3.5
0
Odwalla Nutritional Juices
$3.65
0
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hot drinks
12 items
House Coffee
with mug discount
$1.65
0
House Coffee
$1.75
0
Black, Green And Herbal Teas
$1.85
0
Espresso
$1.95
0
Steamed Milk
$1.95
0
Café Au Lait
$2.05
0
Rocket
$2.35
0
Café Latte
$2.95
0
Cappuccino
$3.45
0
Café Mocha
$3.45
0
Hot Cocoa
$3.75
0
Chai Tea
$3.95
0
cold beer
3 items
On Tap
cheap domestics
$3.5
0
Bottled
premium
$3.5
0
On Tap
premium
$4.5
0
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killer soups
1 items
Corn Chowder Or Vegetarian Chili
$4.95
0
sandwiches
7 items
Three-Cheese Grilled Cheese
cheddar, jack and blue cheese topped with tomatoes and grilled to perfection in between two slices of focaccia. just like mom used to make, but fancier!
$8.95
0
Fresh Dill Tuna Salad
on artisan wheat bread with lettuce and tomato
$9.95
0
Marinated Vegetable Sandwich
homemade basil-walnut pesto, marinated artichoke hearts, chopped kalamata olives, roasted red bell peppers, thin-sliced grilled eggplant and cheese served on rosemary focaccia
$9.95
0
Mesquite Smoked Turkey Club
smoked turkey layered on artisan white bread with honey roasted bacon, tomatoes, monterey jack cheese and fresh aioli
$10.95
0
Cheese Steak Sandwich
philly-style beef steak, sautéed onions, spicy chiles, red and yellow bell peppers and monterey jack cheese served on a panini roll
$10.95
0
Flat-Iron Chicken Sandwich
fresh, marinated chicken with monterey jack, three-onion marmalade, homemade pesto, aioli and tomato on a panini roll
$10.95
0
Barbeque Pulled Pork Sandwich
barbequed pulled pork smothered with house-made cole slaw and served on a ciabatta roll with french fries.
$10.95
0
washhouse classic
6 items
Pasta Primavera
tossed with olive oil, garlic, basil, tomatoes, seasonal vegetables and parmesan cheese
$8.95
0
Chicken Quesadilla
marinated chicken breast, black beans, jalapenos and monterey jack cheese melted in a flour tortilla and served with salsa fresca and sour cream. served with french fries, mixed greens or caesar sala
$9.95
0
Santa Fe Chicken
grilled chicken breast, celery, onions, mushrooms, yellow and red bell peppers served over rice with teriyaki sauce
$10.5
0
Teriyaki Tofu Stir-Fry
quick sautéed teriyaki tofu with seasonal vegetables served over rice
$10.5
0
Fish & Chips
deep-fried cod fillet served with chipolte aioli and french fries
$10.95
0
Fabulous Fish Tacos
two flour tortillas loaded with battered fish, red cabbage cole slaw and tomato-chile sauce. served with house salad.
Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat serves Wines By The Glass $4, Burgers & Breakfast across 76 menu items, with prices from $0.50 to $10.95. See the full Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat menu with current prices — budget picks like the $0.50 Salmon Burger — updated August 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
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Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat Menu — Frequently Asked Questions
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Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat offers 76 menu items across coffee and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
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