Nutrition Breakdown

Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

265 kcal

Lowest Item

1 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

76 / 76 items resolved USDA database: 39 Estimated: 37

Lowest Calorie Items at Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 On Tap cold beer USDA 1 kcal
2 Black, Green And Herbal Teas hot drinks USDA 2 kcal
3 Rocket hot drinks USDA 3 kcal
4 Espresso hot drinks USDA 9 kcal
5 Iced Tea cold drinks USDA 21 kcal
6 Soda cold drinks USDA 25 kcal
7 Lemonade cold drinks USDA 42 kcal
8 Café Latte hot drinks USDA 43 kcal
9 Iced Coffee cold drinks USDA 43 kcal
10 Fresh Orange Juice cold drinks USDA 45 kcal
11 Italian Soda cold drinks USDA 46 kcal
12 Odwalla Nutritional Juices cold drinks USDA 50 kcal
13 Milk cold drinks USDA 55 kcal
14 Café Mocha hot drinks USDA 64 kcal
15 Steamed Milk hot drinks USDA 65 kcal
16 Frozen Mocha cold drinks USDA 66 kcal
17 Bottled cold beer USDA 71 kcal
18 White wines by the glass $4 USDA 83 kcal
19 House Coffee hot drinks USDA 85 kcal
20 House Coffee hot drinks USDA 85 kcal
21 Red wines by the glass $4 USDA 85 kcal
22 Café Au Lait hot drinks USDA 100 kcal
23 Breakfast Burrito breakfast USDA 118 kcal
24 Scramble This! breakfast USDA 128 kcal
25 On Tap cold beer USDA 136 kcal
26 Thai Iced Tea cold drinks USDA 141 kcal
27 This Is Your Brain On Drugs Breakfast Sandwich breakfast USDA 164 kcal
28 Hummus Platter finger food Estimated 170 kcal
29 Breakfast Burrito breakfast USDA 173 kcal
30 Fresh Dill Tuna Salad sandwiches Estimated 180 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 37

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Bacon Cheeseburger

burgers 620 kcal

Basic Burger

burgers 620 kcal

Cheeseburger

burgers 620 kcal

Salmon Burger

burgers 620 kcal

Salmon Burger

burgers 620 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat items have calorie data?

Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat currently has calorie values for 76 of 76 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat?

The lightest item currently tracked is On Tap at approximately 1 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 39 items use USDA database estimates, while 37 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.