Nutrition Breakdown
Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
265 kcal
Lowest Item
1 kcal
Highest Item
620 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | On Tap | cold beer | USDA | 1 kcal |
| 2 | Black, Green And Herbal Teas | hot drinks | USDA | 2 kcal |
| 3 | Rocket | hot drinks | USDA | 3 kcal |
| 4 | Espresso | hot drinks | USDA | 9 kcal |
| 5 | Iced Tea | cold drinks | USDA | 21 kcal |
| 6 | Soda | cold drinks | USDA | 25 kcal |
| 7 | Lemonade | cold drinks | USDA | 42 kcal |
| 8 | Café Latte | hot drinks | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 9 | Iced Coffee | cold drinks | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 10 | Fresh Orange Juice | cold drinks | USDA | 45 kcal |
| 11 | Italian Soda | cold drinks | USDA | 46 kcal |
| 12 | Odwalla Nutritional Juices | cold drinks | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 13 | Milk | cold drinks | USDA | 55 kcal |
| 14 | Café Mocha | hot drinks | USDA | 64 kcal |
| 15 | Steamed Milk | hot drinks | USDA | 65 kcal |
| 16 | Frozen Mocha | cold drinks | USDA | 66 kcal |
| 17 | Bottled | cold beer | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 18 | White | wines by the glass $4 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 19 | House Coffee | hot drinks | USDA | 85 kcal |
| 20 | House Coffee | hot drinks | USDA | 85 kcal |
| 21 | Red | wines by the glass $4 | USDA | 85 kcal |
| 22 | Café Au Lait | hot drinks | USDA | 100 kcal |
| 23 | Breakfast Burrito | breakfast | USDA | 118 kcal |
| 24 | Scramble This! | breakfast | USDA | 128 kcal |
| 25 | On Tap | cold beer | USDA | 136 kcal |
| 26 | Thai Iced Tea | cold drinks | USDA | 141 kcal |
| 27 | This Is Your Brain On Drugs Breakfast Sandwich | breakfast | USDA | 164 kcal |
| 28 | Hummus Platter | finger food | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 29 | Breakfast Burrito | breakfast | USDA | 173 kcal |
| 30 | Fresh Dill Tuna Salad | sandwiches | Estimated | 180 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Bacon Cheeseburger
Basic Burger
Cheeseburger
Salmon Burger
Salmon Burger
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Brain Wash Cafe & Laundromat Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.