Nutrition Breakdown

Bizarre Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Bizarre menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

379 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

884 kcal

116 / 116 items resolved USDA database: 10 Estimated: 106

Lowest Calorie Items at Bizarre

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Hanger Steak entrees Estimated 10 kcal
2 Soup Of The Day starters USDA 35 kcal
3 Homemade Dumplings starters USDA 48 kcal
4 Chicken Brochettes starters USDA 73 kcal
5 Croquettes starters USDA 140 kcal
6 Prosciutto Arugula Salad salads $12.50 Estimated 180 kcal
7 Fresh Grapefruit Juice beverages Estimated 200 kcal
8 Fresh Grapefruit Juice beverages Estimated 200 kcal
9 Pate starters USDA 204 kcal
10 Calamari Salad salads $12.50 USDA 234 kcal
11 Calamari Salad salads $12.50 USDA 234 kcal
12 Fresh Orange Juice beverages Estimated 260 kcal
13 Goat Cheese Salad salads $12.50 USDA 364 kcal
14 Goat Cheese Salad salads $12.50 USDA 364 kcal
15 Abita Purple Haze draft beers Estimated 390 kcal
16 Abominable Snow Man cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
17 Absente absinthe by the glass Estimated 390 kcal
18 Absinthe No. 1 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
19 Absinthe No. 2 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
20 Absinthe No. 3 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
21 Absinthe No. 4 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
22 Absinthe No. 5 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
23 Absinthe No. 6 absinthe cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
24 Assorted Madness cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
25 Bizarre Hot Dog entrees Estimated 390 kcal
26 Blood Job cocktails $12 Estimated 390 kcal
27 Bloody Mary beverages Estimated 390 kcal
28 Bordeaux Superieur red Estimated 390 kcal
29 Brooklyn Lager beers bottles Estimated 390 kcal
30 Budweiser draft beers Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 106

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Prosciutto Arugula Salad

salads $12.50 884 kcal

Bitburger Tall Boy

beers bottles 620 kcal

Bizarre Burger

entrees 620 kcal

Bizarre Burger

prix fixe $14 620 kcal

Bizarre Burger

entrees 620 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Bizarre Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Bizarre items have calorie data?

Bizarre currently has calorie values for 116 of 116 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Bizarre?

The lightest item currently tracked is Hanger Steak at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Bizarre calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 10 items use USDA database estimates, while 106 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the Bizarre full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.