Nutrition Breakdown
Better Than Sex Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Better Than Sex menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
97.9%
Average Calories
297 kcal
Lowest Item
50 kcal
Highest Item
540 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Better Than Sex
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sprecher Micro Sodas | drinks for virgins | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 2 | Choco-Port | wines & sparkling | USDA | 53 kcal |
| 3 | Jones Soda | drinks for virgins | USDA | 53 kcal |
| 4 | The Missionary Crisp | desserts | USDA | 59 kcal |
| 5 | Carly's Button | wines & sparkling | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 6 | Saratoga Sparkling Water | drinks for virgins | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 7 | Shelby's Sex Appeal | wines & sparkling | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 8 | The Klimax | wines & sparkling | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 9 | Taylor's Tickler | wines & sparkling | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 10 | Sexy Spiced House Coffee | drinks for virgins | USDA | 85 kcal |
| 11 | Sexy Soda Float | drinks for virgins | USDA | 87 kcal |
| 12 | The Shocker | wines & sparkling | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 13 | The Original "Choco-Cab" | wines & sparkling | USDA | 160 kcal |
| 14 | Chocomilk | drinks for virgins | USDA | 170 kcal |
| 15 | Cream in my coffee | coffee drinks | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 16 | Homemade irish cream or coffee liquer | coffee drinks | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 17 | Caramel "Over Me" | wines & sparkling | USDA | 295 kcal |
| 18 | Lavender Lip Stick | wines & sparkling | USDA | 321 kcal |
| 19 | Kinky Key West Cream Pie | desserts | USDA | 327 kcal |
| 20 | Saratoga Spring Water | drinks for virgins | USDA | 329 kcal |
| 21 | The Fever | desserts | USDA | 349 kcal |
| 22 | Chocolate Grilled Cheese (Master Chef winner 2010) | desserts | USDA | 368 kcal |
| 23 | Adult Apple | signature beers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 24 | Banana Hammock | signature beers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 25 | Grown-up guzzler | signature beers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | Gyration | signature beers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | Kiss Me Katie | wines & sparkling | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Mandy's Man Candy | signature beers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | Mandy's White Wedding | wines & sparkling | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | Margarita's Mirage | wines & sparkling | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Choco Coffee
Banana Bazooka
The Yum Yum
Better Than Sex (Master Chef Winner 2009)
Peanut Butter Perversion
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.