An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
$3.75
0
Guinness Beef Stew
Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread.
$4.95
0
Salad & Soup
$5.5
0
Green Man
A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
$6.5
0
Cobb Salad
Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
$6.95
0
Whatever Special
A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from turkey, pastrami, ham or roast beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread
$7.95
0
The Kerryman Chopped Salad
Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber & bacon in our house mustard dressing.
$8.5
0
Original Spin
Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
$8.5
0
Jesters Pot Pie
A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
$5.95
0
Scotch Eggs
Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
$6.95
0
Quesadilla
Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck.
$7.5
0
Cashel Blue Cheese Dip
Served with house made irish brown bread, & irish potato chips.
$8.25
0
Liffey Chips
Our Famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces.
$8.5
0
Two Fools Irish Nachos
House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our cottage pie beef.
$8.95
0
Macho Nachos
Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce & sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef. Add guacamole for $0.75
$8.95
0
Galway Bay Salmon Plate
House made irish whiskey cured, gravlox salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made irish brown bread.
$9.95
0
Bakers Dozen Wings
13 Chicken wings served with your choice of our house made guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce everyone else has or try a combo of both.
Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & Shredded cheddar cheese.
$8.25
0
Ploughmans Lunch
Your choice of meat served with irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made irish brown bread.
$8.95
0
Guinness Beef Boxty
Two house made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered guinness beef stew. For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty: $8.95
$8.95
0
The Two Fools Fish & Chips
Our award winning recipe begins with two pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, north atlantic haddock, served with chips, homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce. For a lighter fare one piece
$9.95
0
Bangers & Mash
Two traditional english sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory guinness & onion gravy.
$10.75
0
Corned Beef & Cabbage
Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.
Corned beef, swiss cheese, franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.
$8.5
0
Pub Beef Burger
8 oz of Fresh hand formed harris ranch all natural beef, just like mom made, served on a semolina bun.
$8.5
0
Portobello Mushroom Sandwich
Grilled portobello mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & swiss cheese on baked daily sourdough bread.
$8.5
0
Chipotle Black Bean Burger
A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
$8.5
0
Babe in a Bun
Tender pulled pork simmered in our own guinness BBQ sauce & topped with our home made apple slaw, delicious.
$8.75
0
Cobb Sandwich
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
$8.95
0
Blarney & Blue Burger
8 oz Fresh all natural burger seasoned with cajun spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
$8.95
0
Paddy OMalley Melt
8 oz Fresh hand formed harris ranch all natural beef burger, sauteed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
$9.25
0
New York Style Pastrami
All natural seasoned pastrami & swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
$9.5
0
Killarney Grilled Chicken
Cage free all natural grilled chicken served with irish cheddar & bacon.
$9.75
0
The Bookmaker
Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of su jus.
$9.75
0
Perky Turkey
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, monterrey jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.
$9.95
0
About Two Fools Tavern
Two Fools Tavern offers Salads, Soups And Stews, Starters & Homemade Sweets across 42 menu items, with prices from $3.75 to $11.50. Browse the full Two Fools Tavern menu with current prices — budget picks like the $3.75 Homemade Soup of the Day — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
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questions about the menu, pricing, and dining options.
What is on the Two Fools Tavern menu?
Two Fools Tavern offers 42 menu items across irish and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Two Fools Tavern food cost?
Menu prices at Two Fools Tavern range from $3.75 for the most affordable options up to $11.50 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Two Fools Tavern cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Two Fools Tavern?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Two Fools Tavern, visit the dedicated Two Fools Tavern cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $3.75.
How does Two Fools Tavern compare to similar restaurants nearby?
Two Fools Tavern serves irish cuisine alongside similar restaurants like McAlister's, Fergie's, Irish Pub. Use our comparison pages to see a direct price-by-price breakdown: Two Fools Tavern vs McAlister's, Two Fools Tavern vs Fergie's.