Nutrition Breakdown
The Funky Biscuit Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Funky Biscuit menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
366 kcal
Lowest Item
10 kcal
Highest Item
710 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Funky Biscuit
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hot For Teacher | encores | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 2 | Riesling | whites | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 3 | Sauvignon Blanc | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 4 | Pinot Noir | reds | USDA | 82 kcal |
| 5 | Pinot Noir | reds | USDA | 82 kcal |
| 6 | Cab Sauvignon | reds | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 7 | Cabernet | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 8 | Merlot | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 9 | Merlot | reds | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 10 | Pinot Grigio | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 11 | Chardonnay | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 12 | Chardonnay | whites | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 13 | White Zinfandel | house wine - walnut crest $7 | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 14 | Chardonnay | whites | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 15 | Chardonnay | whites | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 16 | Get Some Chops Salad | introduction | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 17 | Get Some Chops Salad | introduction | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 18 | Merlot | reds | USDA | 257 kcal |
| 19 | Cicero Vesuvio* | chicago blues | Estimated | 260 kcal |
| 20 | Calypso Fish Tacos | funky biscuit all stars | Estimated | 280 kcal |
| 21 | Calypso Fish Tacos (2) | happy hour menu $5 | Estimated | 280 kcal |
| 22 | Four-Grain Rice Pilaf | sides $6 | Estimated | 320 kcal |
| 23 | A Cappella Smoked Fish Dip | twilight menu | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 24 | A Cappella Smoked Fish Dip | introduction | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 25 | B Flat Nola Tots | funky biscuit all stars | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | B Flat Nola Tots | twilight menu | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | BBQ Borracho Beans | sides $6 | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Bayou Gumbo | nola jazz feast | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | Beale Street | sun studio q* | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | Becks NA | bottle beer | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Funky Biscuit Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.