Nutrition Breakdown

Patois Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Patois menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

328 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

72 / 72 items resolved USDA database: 18 Estimated: 54

Lowest Calorie Items at Patois

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 ""Steak Frites"" Grilled 14-Ounce Rib-Eye entrees Estimated 10 kcal
2 Grilled Hanger Steak entrees Estimated 10 kcal
3 Small Side Salad brunch sides USDA 20 kcal
4 Croque Monsieur Or Madame brunch $12.95 USDA 55 kcal
5 Creme Brulee dessert $8 USDA 113 kcal
6 Grilled Steak Sandwich brunch $12.95 USDA 118 kcal
7 Potato Pancake brunch $12.95 USDA 172 kcal
8 Arugula Salad appetizers Estimated 180 kcal
9 Beet Salad prix fixe $19.95 per person Estimated 180 kcal
10 Caesar Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
11 Cobb Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
12 Roasted Beet Salad appetizers Estimated 180 kcal
13 Salad prix fixe $19.95 per person Estimated 180 kcal
14 Salad Of Organic Greens appetizers Estimated 180 kcal
15 Salad Of Organic Greens appetizers Estimated 180 kcal
16 Salmon Nicoise Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
17 Salmon Nicoise Salad brunch $12.95 Estimated 180 kcal
18 Small Side Salad sides Estimated 180 kcal
19 Sweet Baby Arugula Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
20 Hanger Steak With French Fries plates Estimated 215 kcal
21 Frittata brunch $12.95 USDA 233 kcal
22 Grilled Hanger Steak Sandwich sandwich Estimated 240 kcal
23 Patois Burger With Pommes Frites (10oz) brunch $12.95 USDA 243 kcal
24 Sausage brunch sides USDA 253 kcal
25 Full English Breakfast brunch $12.95 USDA 255 kcal
26 Chocolate Mousse dessert $8 USDA 269 kcal
27 Assorted Ice Cream dessert $8 USDA 283 kcal
28 Wild Mushroom And Herved Goat Cheese Omelette brunch $12.95 USDA 364 kcal
29 Cheese Cake dessert $8 USDA 366 kcal
30 Pommes Frites brunch sides USDA 367 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 54

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Patois Burger (10oz)

sandwich 620 kcal

Patois Burger (10oz)

brunch $12.95 620 kcal

Patois Burger (10oz)

sandwich 620 kcal

Patois Burger (10oz)

entrees 620 kcal

Patois Burger (10oz)

entrees 620 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Patois Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Patois items have calorie data?
Patois currently has calorie values for 72 of 72 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Patois?
The lightest item currently tracked is ""Steak Frites"" Grilled 14-Ounce Rib-Eye at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Patois calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 18 items use USDA database estimates, while 54 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Patois full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.