Nutrition Breakdown
Holy Smoke's Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Holy Smoke's menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
354 kcal
Lowest Item
6 kcal
Highest Item
710 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Holy Smoke's
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pinot Noir | reds | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 2 | Steamed Garlic Clams Or Mussels | starters | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Skirt Steak | main plates | Estimated | 13 kcal |
| 4 | Bloody Texan | the holy smokers $5.49 | USDA | 18 kcal |
| 5 | 901 Pm | the holy smokers $5.49 | USDA | 39 kcal |
| 6 | Toasted Almond Apple Pie | bountiful desserts $4.99 | USDA | 59 kcal |
| 7 | Voli Lyte South Beach | the holy smokers $5.49 | USDA | 59 kcal |
| 8 | Caesar Salad | let's do lunch | USDA | 77 kcal |
| 9 | Soup 'N Salad | let's do lunch | USDA | 77 kcal |
| 10 | Blackened Fish Sandwich | let's do lunch | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 11 | Riesling | whites | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 12 | Sauvignon Blanc | whites | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 13 | Cabernet Sauvignon | house wine $4.99 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 14 | Cabernet Sauvignon | reds | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 15 | Cabernet Sauvignon | reds | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 16 | Merlot | house wine $4.99 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 17 | Merlot | reds | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 18 | Pinot Grigio | house wine $4.99 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 19 | Pinot Grigio | whites | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 20 | Chardonnay | house wine $4.99 | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 21 | White Zinfandel | house wine $4.99 | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 22 | Zinfandel | reds | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 23 | Southwest Bistro Steak Salad | soup & salads | Estimated | 95 kcal |
| 24 | Spaghetti 'N Meatball | let's do lunch | USDA | 131 kcal |
| 25 | Shiraz | reds | USDA | 167 kcal |
| 26 | Cobb Salad | soup & salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 27 | Mahi Mediterranean Salad | soup & salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 28 | Pulled Pork Tacos | late night | USDA | 180 kcal |
| 29 | Side Garden Or Caesar Salad | soup & salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 30 | Chicken Breast Sandwich | let's do lunch | USDA | 182 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Holy Smoke's Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.