Nutrition Breakdown
Excuse My French Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Excuse My French menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
282 kcal
Lowest Item
25 kcal
Highest Item
884 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Excuse My French
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Organic Omelet | les toastines | USDA | 25 kcal |
| 2 | Brussels Sprouts | small plates | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 3 | Fresh Crab | les tartines | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 4 | Baked Portobello | small plates | USDA | 59 kcal |
| 5 | Fennel Salami | charcuterie | USDA | 62 kcal |
| 6 | Sea Scallops | small plates | USDA | 66 kcal |
| 7 | Boudin Blanc | small plates | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 8 | Pasties Shrimp | big plates | USDA | 99 kcal |
| 9 | Butterfly Salmon | big plates | USDA | 113 kcal |
| 10 | Chantilly Creme | crepes | USDA | 113 kcal |
| 11 | Provencal Marinate Olives | snacks | USDA | 116 kcal |
| 12 | Smoked Salmon | les tartines | USDA | 117 kcal |
| 13 | Mustard-Parmean Cauliflower Granite | small plates | USDA | 121 kcal |
| 14 | Sundried Tomato | les toastines | USDA | 139 kcal |
| 15 | Salmon Gravlax | small plates | USDA | 162 kcal |
| 16 | Salt & Pepper | big plates | USDA | 178 kcal |
| 17 | Beef Bresaola | charcuterie | USDA | 179 kcal |
| 18 | Porchetta | charcuterie | USDA | 196 kcal |
| 19 | Cuntry Style Pate | charcuterie | USDA | 201 kcal |
| 20 | Steak Tartare | big plates | USDA | 216 kcal |
| 21 | Cerignola Olives | snacks | USDA | 237 kcal |
| 22 | Chestnut Creme | crepes | USDA | 245 kcal |
| 23 | Strawberry Jam | crepes | USDA | 247 kcal |
| 24 | Saucisson Sec | charcuterie | USDA | 250 kcal |
| 25 | Beef | small plates | USDA | 290 kcal |
| 26 | Lamb Merguez | les toastines | USDA | 333 kcal |
| 27 | Organic Chicken | les tartines | USDA | 333 kcal |
| 28 | Coppa | charcuterie | USDA | 357 kcal |
| 29 | Foie Gras Lollipops | small plates | USDA | 357 kcal |
| 30 | Nutella | crepes | USDA | 359 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Duck Confit Parmentier
Mixed & Macadamia Nuts
Beef Sliders
Iberico Ham
4 Cheese
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Excuse My French Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.