Wanker's Corner menu

Chef's Choice

Ask your server for today’s selection of steaks, chops, sausage, pasta or whatever the chef feels like featuring

Rice Bowl

Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and, or thai foon dressing. Add black beans $1.30 & chicken $3.00

Fish and Chips

Icelandic cod or pacific salmon battered and fried. With tartar sauce and lemon wedges. Add fish $1.50

Country Fried Steak

Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy

Chicken Tender Platter

Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat with wanker dip

Grilled Chook

Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted monterey jack and cheddar cheeses with honey mustard sauce

Wanker Special (Certified Wanker Beef)

A 10 oz. center cut top sirloin steak, seasoned and seared to your liking or substitute a 12 oz. new york steak for a buck more.

B.B.Q. Pork Rib Platter

Tender, juicy, fall off the bone, melt in your mouth squealy meat

Halibut Fish and Chips

Beer battered and deep fried chunks of halibut served w/fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce and lemon wedges

Scoop O'Ice Cream

Ask your server about our other desserts or smoothies

Wanker's Mud Pie

Still hungry try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled w/chocolate syrup and topped w/crushed snickers

Toast

Sausage Gravy

Eggs (3)

Spuds

Ham, Bacon or Sausage

Stack of Cakes (3)

French Toast

Coke

Diet Coke

Sprite

Lemonade

Iced Tea

Strawberry Lemonade

Shipwreck

Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada, ice cream and banana

Mudslide

Kahlua, vodka, bailey’s irish cream and island oasis ice cream

Lava Flow

Malibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada and strawberry

Aloha Berry

Ameretto, island oasis raspberry and pina colada

Frozen Alligator

Midori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream

Chili or Swill of the Day

Clam Chowder

Side Caesar or Tossed Green

Ranch, bleu cheese, italian, 1000 island, honey mustard, fat free honey mustard

House Salad

Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons. Add chicken $3.00

Caesar Salad

Romaine, croutons, tomato and parmesan cheese, tossed with caesar. Add chicken $3.00, smoked salmon $3.00

Cannon Bowl

Soup, chili or chowder in a bread bowl. Includes green salad w/choice of dressing

Thai-Foon Salad

Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, endive, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty thai ginger dressing

Buffalo Salad

Romaine, tomato, cucumber and shredded monterey jack and tillamook cheddar cheese, tossed with a bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in buffalo wing sauce

Crispy Chicken Salad

Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese

Tex-Mex Salad

Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red and green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with salsa ranch and finished with shredded cheese

French Fries

Chips and Salsa

Mozzarella Stix

Onion Rings

Loaded Tater Skins

Coconut Shrimp and Fries

Spinach and Artichoke Dip

Buffalo Wings (New York Style Drumettes)

Bangkok Wings (with Sweet & Hot Chili Sauce)

New Stuffed Jalapenos and Fries

Four jalapeno peppers stuffed with 4 cheeses and wrapped in bacon. Served w/fries

Chicken Quesadilla

Steamer Clams

Chicken Tenders (with Wanker Dip)

Beer Battered Shrimp and Fries

Combo Platter (No Substitutions)

Beer shrimp, buffalo wings, mozz stix, bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos, fries

No Meat

2X2X2

2 eggs, 2 pancakes or toast, 2 pieces of bacon or sausage with coffee. No substitutions

Anti-Carb Breaky

3 egg omelet, ham, bacon, and, or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses

Ham, Bacon or Sausage

Country Fried Steak with Sausage Gravy

Top Sirloin 10 oz

Biscuits and Sausage Gravy

Just Cheese

Coop's Favorite Breaky Sammy

3x3x2 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of tillamook cheddar cheese on a toasted french roll, side of homemade spuds

Ham, Bacon or Sausage

Denver Ham, Onions and Bell Peppers

Veggie

Tomato, onion, peppers and shrooms

Mushroom

Weekend Breaky Burrito

A flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, ham, egg, bacon peppers, onions, shrooms and tomato with spuds

Wanker's Breaky Nacho

Fresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side

The Bloody Wanker

Our version of the favorite hangover cure. Absolut vodka and our own special recipe

Sexy Alligator

Layered jagermeister, chambord, midori and sweet n sour served up

Starburst

Gin, rum, triple sec, vodka, oj n pineapple juice and chambord

Raspberry Wanker

Chambord, absolut vodka, sweet n sour and sprite on the rocks

Ultimate Wankerita

The supreme margarita. Jose cuervo gold, cointreau, sweet n sour and a splash of grand marnier, all on the rocks

Wanker Burger

Special sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato. Add a slice of cheese, bacon or mushrooms for a buck. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck

Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and french fried potato

Maui Burger

Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar and special sauce

Chili Burger

Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and, or onion

Patty Melt

Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sauteed onions and swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread. Add sauteed mushrooms for a buck

Hutt River Special

A wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar

Chili Chihuahua

It’s a chili dog, dummy. A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions. Served with fries

New Chimichanga

Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar and jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. Choice of beans. Made fresh daily

Chicken Quesadilla

Large flour tortillas with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives and onions. Sour cream and salsa on the side

New Halibut Fish Tacos

Two corn tortillas, shred cabbage, fresh pico de gallo served w/rice and beans

Nacho

A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalapenos, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream. And guacamole

Super Nacho

Served after 3pm weekdays after 12pm sat and sun. Add $2.50 charge on to go orders

Vegetarian

Cream cheese, guacamole, swiss and cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat

Veggie Burger

Grilled veggie patty, swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion tomato and sprouts

Ham and Swiss Deli

Thinly sliced ham, swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce and tomato on dark rye

Turkey Deli

Sliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of cheese and bread. Add bacon for a buck

Corned Beef

Lettuce, tomato and deli style mustard on dark rye

1/2 Sammich and Cup of Soup

Turkey, ham, corned beef, roast beef or tuna sammich served cold on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mayo

B.L.T

Bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on thick cut wheat toast

T.A.B.

Smoked turkey, avocado guac., bacon, cream cheese, sprouts, tomato on a french roll

Reuben

Grilled dark rye, 1000 island, swiss cheese, sauerkraut. Your choice of corned beef or turkey

French Dip

Lean roast beef, red onion, swiss cheese on a stadium roll, aujus

Grilled Chicken Breast

Clucker breast, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a bun

Chicken Cordon Bleu Sammy

Grilled chicken breast, ham, swiss cheese and honey mustard with lettuce on a sesame seed bun

Wanker's Beach Club

Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast

Patty and Salad

One half pound of fresh ground beef grilled to your liking. Served w/fresh house salad or side caesar salad. Slice of cheese, bacon, mushrooms for a buck

Guiltless Chicken Platter

8 oz. marinated and grilled lemon herb chicken breast. Served w/veggie of the day and soup or salad

Smoked Pork Chops

Smoked and grilled 6 oz. pork chops. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad

New York

12 oz. topped with sauteed mushrooms, crumbled bleu cheese, served with veggie of the day. Side salad or side caesar

Buffalo Wrap

New york style buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers

Clubhouse Wrap

Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce

Philly Beef Wrap

Sliced roast beef, brown rice, green and red peppers, lettuce, tomato and special sauce

Thai Chicken Wrap

Chicken breast marinated in thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and caesar dressing

Veggie Wrap

Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce

Beef-N-Cheddar

Roast beef, tillamook cheddar and tomato

Chicken-Bacon-Swiss

Chicken breast, bacon, swiss and tomato

Tuna-N-Cheddar

Tuna, tillamook cheddar and tomato

Turkey, Bacon, Swiss or Ham-N-Swiss

Turkey, bacon, swiss and tomato or ham, swiss and tomato