Served with house-made honey mustard and BBQ dipping sauces.
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Tongy's Signature Guacamole
Homemade guacamole from a very old recipe, served with tri-color tortilla chips, sour cream and salsa.
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Ei Duderino Skins
Six potato skins filled with BBQ chicken, melted cheese and bacon, topped with fresh cut chives.
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Fried Cheese Please
Traditional cheese sticks served with marinara.
0
Fiesta Quesadilla
Chicken, cheese, pico de gallo and guacamole.
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"Dude, Cheese Fries"
Hand-cut Idaho potatoes tossed in minced garlic, covered with melted cheese, bacon, green onions and sour cream. Served with ranch dipping sauce.
$7.79
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Basic Betty Quesadilla
Chicken and cheese.
$7.79
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Buckeye Bruschetta
Crostini topped with house-made crab dip and melted mozzarella, topped with diced tomato and cilantro.
$10.39
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Bros Before Nachos
Tri-color tortilla chips piled high with pico de gallo, melted cheese, shredded lettuce, black beans, black olives, jalapenos, Tongy's signature guacamole, sour cream and green onions. Served with a
Fresh, chopped romaine topped with Tongy's guacamole, corn, black beans, pico de gallo, cilantro and jalapenos. Fiesta cheese mix and tortilla strips finish this beauty off. Served with avocado ranch
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Coopers Cobb Salad
Fresh, chopped romaine with rows of fresh sliced ham, turkey, chopped bacon, cheddar and Swiss cheeses, tomato, egg and guacamole. Choice of dressing.
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Caesars' Caesar Salad
Fresh, chopped romaine lettuce tossed in our house-made Caesar dressing, with black olives, tomato, bacon and banana peppers.
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The Dizzy Dezzy Salad
Fresh, chopped romaine and spring mix topped with red peppers, Mandarin oranges, cashews, edamame and water chestnuts. Drizzled with sweet chili and topped with wonton strips. Mandarin sesame dressin
$10.39
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The Freaky Diki Greeky Salad
Fresh, chopped romaine topped with diced tomatoes, black olives, red onions, banana peppers, feta cheese and warmed pita chips. Served with our signature Greek dressing.
$10.39
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Strawberry Fields Forever Salad
A bed of baby spinach topped with red onion strips, almonds, strawberries and blueberries, finished with feta cheese and warm pita. Served with homemade strawberry vinaigrette.
Shaved rib eye with melted jack cheese, red onions, green peppers, mushrooms, banana peppers and jalapenos. Finished with a Jurassic mayo. Stuffed in a hoagie roll. Served with house-made slaw.
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Castro's Muse Sandwich
Slow-cooked pulled pork and shaved ham with spicy brown mustard, pickles and melted Swiss cheese. Layered on bolillo bread and pressed. Served with house-made slaw.
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Rogue Tacos
Three tacos with beer-battered fish, pico de gallo, lettuce, cheese and cilantro. Topped with chipotle lime drizzle served inside warm flour tortillas. Served with house-made slaw.
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Mr. Pants' Caesar Wrap
Fresh-cut romaine lettuce, diced tomato, grilled chicken, bacon, banana peppers and black olives tossed in our house Caesar and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with house-made slaw.
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Clubber Lang Sandwich
Toasted sour dough bread topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo. Turkey, bacon, Swiss and our house-made guacamole. Served with house-made slaw.
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That'll Do, Pig Sandwich
Slow-cooked pulled pork smothered in our Tongy's BBQ sauce, covered with coleslaw and topped with an onion ring. On fresh brioche. Served with house-made slaw.
$9.09
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Professors Riley's Panini
Toasted sour dough bread with lettuce tomato and mayo. Topped with shaved ham and turkey, Swiss, cheddar and jack cheeses. Finished with a fried egg, coleslaw and house cut french fries on the sandwi
$10.39
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The "We're Just Friends" Sandwich
Shaved rib eye slow-cooked in our Portuguese red pepper sauce topped with pickles, banana peppers and melted Swiss cheese. Stuffed in a hoagie roll. Served with house-made slaw.
$10.39
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Thaitanic Wrap
Grilled shrimp in tiger sauce with fresh lettuce, edamame, water chestnuts, red peppers and wonton strips. Sauced with a spicy mayo and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with house-made slaw.
$10.39
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Diablo Chicken Salad Sandwich
Pulled chicken mixed with our homemade smokey sauce, shaved almonds, celery and cilantro. Served on grilled sour dough bread with lettuce and tomato. Served with house-made slaw.
Hand-pattied burger served with lettuce, tomato, red onion and pickle. Served with house-made slaw.
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The Bear Burger
Built on top of lettuce tomato and mayo, covered with grilled red onions, mushrooms and bacon with melted cheddar, jack and Swiss cheeses. Served with house-made slaw.
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Big Kahuna Burger
Our 8 oz. hand-pattied burger grilled to perfection, covered with our house-made terihoney marinade. Grilled ham, onions, bacon and melted jack cheese, upon lettuce and tomato with a slice of pineapp
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Yogi Burger
House-made veggie burger made with broccoli, celery, carrots, onions, black beans and rice. Pattied with bread crumbs and oats, grilled and placed on top of lettuce and tomato. Served with house-made
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Up and Adam Burger
Hand-pattied burger on top of lettuce and tomato, topped with mushrooms, green peppers, bacon, red onions, melted jack cheese and finished with a fried egg. Served with house-made slaw.
$11.69
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The Gringo Burger
Hand-pattied burger atop lettuce, tomato and guacamole, covered in salsa, bacon and melted jack cheese. Served with house-made slaw.
$11.69
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Turkish Burgeris Maximus Burger
Our turkey burger upon a bed of lettuce, tomato and guacamole covered with bacon and jack cheese. Served with house-made slaw.
$11.69
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The Buster Douglas Burger
Our house-made burger is topped with A1, bacon and melted bleu cheeses crumbles. Set on top of lettuce and tomato, served on our toasted brioche bun. Served with house-made slaw.
$11.69
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The Bounty Hunter Burger
Our hand-pattied burger is on top of lettuce and tomato, covered in BBQ sauce, grilled jalapenos, bacon, melted cheddar and topped with a crispy onion ring. Served with house-made slaw.
These baby back ribs are fall off the bone and basted in our house BBQ sauce. Served with a choice of two sides.
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Bock Bock, Chicken and Waffles
Breaded and fried chicken fingers served over a beautiful waffle with our homemade maple syrup gravy. Served with a choice of two sides.
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Sun Tzu's Stir Fry
Wheat pasta, red and green peppers, edamame, water chestnuts and green onions. Chicken and shrimp are sauteed in a teriyaki glaze and coated with cashews. Served with a choice of two sides.
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Fish and Chips
Served with our hand-cut french fries, house-made coleslaw, tartar sauce and a lemon slice. Served with a choice of two sides.
$12.99
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Heisman Chicken
Chicken breast grilled and topped with BBQ sauce, bacon strips, melted Swiss cheese, diced tomatoes and green onions. Served with a choice of two sides.
$14.29
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The Tommy Boy
8 oz. cut baseball sirloin. Served with a choice of two sides.
$18.19
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About Tongy's Shmack House
Tongy's Shmack House offers Appetizers, Salads & Sands And Such across 41 menu items, with prices from $7.79 to $18.19. Browse the full Tongy's Shmack House menu with current prices — budget picks like the $7.79 "Dude, Cheese Fries" — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
Tongy's Shmack House Menu: Frequently Asked Questions
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What is on the Tongy's Shmack House menu?
Tongy's Shmack House offers 41 menu items across Other and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Tongy's Shmack House food cost?
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