Nutrition Breakdown

Threepenny Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Threepenny Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

293 kcal

Lowest Item

1 kcal

Highest Item

430 kcal

36 / 36 items resolved USDA database: 9 Estimated: 27

Lowest Calorie Items at Threepenny Cafe

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Cold Brewed Tea non-alcoholic USDA 1 kcal
2 Fresh Brewed Hot Tea non-alcoholic USDA 1 kcal
3 Buckler Non-Alcoholic drink - bottles USDA 6 kcal
4 Gorgonzola Green Beans sideshows USDA 40 kcal
5 Brussel Sprouts sideshows USDA 52 kcal
6 Fingerling Potatoes sideshows USDA 71 kcal
7 Pork Belly global artisan pizzas USDA 145 kcal
8 Autumn Salad act ii Estimated 180 kcal
9 Greek Salad act ii Estimated 180 kcal
10 Maine Root Sodas non-alcoholic Estimated 180 kcal
11 Breakfast for Dinner global artisan pizzas USDA 214 kcal
12 French Press Shenandoah Joe's Coffee non-alcoholic USDA 215 kcal
13 African Chickpea Soup act ii Estimated 220 kcal
14 Calamari act i Estimated 390 kcal
15 Cheese Board act i Estimated 390 kcal
16 Deconstructed Beef Wellington act iii Estimated 390 kcal
17 Fried Oysters (Per Dozen) act i Estimated 390 kcal
18 Fried Oysters (Per Half Dozen) act i Estimated 390 kcal
19 Hill Country Chili (Bowl) act ii Estimated 390 kcal
20 Hill Country Chili (Cup) act ii Estimated 390 kcal
21 Italian Cheeses global artisan pizzas Estimated 390 kcal
22 Italian Sausage global artisan pizzas Estimated 390 kcal
23 Italian Vegetable global artisan pizzas Estimated 390 kcal
24 Mussels act i Estimated 390 kcal
25 North African Eggplant act iii Estimated 390 kcal
26 Olive Medley act i Estimated 390 kcal
27 Pork Osso Buco act iii Estimated 390 kcal
28 Rare Tuna Nicoise act iii Estimated 390 kcal
29 Roasted Bone Marrow act i Estimated 390 kcal
30 Scallops act iii Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 27

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Chicken Saltimbocca

act iii 430 kcal

Yuca Fries

act i 420 kcal

Calamari

act i 390 kcal

Cheese Board

act i 390 kcal

Deconstructed Beef Wellington

act iii 390 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Threepenny Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Threepenny Cafe items have calorie data?
Threepenny Cafe currently has calorie values for 36 of 36 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Threepenny Cafe?
The lightest item currently tracked is Cold Brewed Tea at approximately 1 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Threepenny Cafe calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 9 items use USDA database estimates, while 27 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Threepenny Cafe full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.