Nutrition Breakdown
Three Monkeys Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Three Monkeys Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
348 kcal
Lowest Item
10 kcal
Highest Item
640 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Three Monkeys Cafe
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ne Cheesesteak Eggrolls | station apps | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 2 | Steak | potato chimps | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | The Plateau | raw bar | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 4 | Twisted Tea | domestic bottles | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 5 | Twisted Tea Light | domestic bottles | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 6 | Bodega Norton Malbec, Mendoza Argentina | featured red wines $8 | USDA | 18 kcal |
| 7 | Maryland Mary | cocktails | USDA | 22 kcal |
| 8 | Red Sage | featured drinks | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 9 | Autumn Monkey | cocktails | USDA | 34 kcal |
| 10 | Transfusion | featured drinks | USDA | 39 kcal |
| 11 | Fresh Gourmet Douwe Egnerts Coffee | coffee | Estimated | 40 kcal |
| 12 | Mcwilliam's Shiraz "Hanwood Estate", Australia | featured red wines $8 | USDA | 40 kcal |
| 13 | Spiked Cider | cocktails | USDA | 46 kcal |
| 14 | Wood Chuck Cider | import & specialty bottles | USDA | 46 kcal |
| 15 | Monkey Tea, Monkey Do | featured drinks | USDA | 48 kcal |
| 16 | Irish Apple | cocktails | USDA | 63 kcal |
| 17 | Mimosa | house wines | USDA | 64 kcal |
| 18 | Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand | featured white & blush | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 19 | Bridlewood Winery Pinot Noir, California | featured red wines $8 | USDA | 82 kcal |
| 20 | Sycamore Lane | house wines | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 21 | Copper Ridge White Zinfandel, California | featured white & blush | USDA | 88 kcal |
| 22 | Elmo Pio Moscato, Piedmont Italy | featured white & blush | USDA | 105 kcal |
| 23 | Dark Horse Chardonnay, California | featured white & blush | USDA | 113 kcal |
| 24 | Sea Glass Riesling, Monterey California | featured white & blush | USDA | 115 kcal |
| 25 | Dogfish Head | import & specialty bottles | USDA | 157 kcal |
| 26 | Latte | coffee | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 27 | Latte | coffee | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 28 | Apothic Red "Winemaker's Blend", California | featured red wines $8 | USDA | 172 kcal |
| 29 | Apple Walnut Salad | something fresh | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 30 | Apple Walnut Salad | something fresh | Estimated | 180 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Eye Opening Burrito
The Shingled Burrito
Brunch Burger
Farm Plate
William Wycliff Brut
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Three Monkeys Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.