Nutrition Breakdown
The Wellness Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Wellness Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
200 kcal
Lowest Item
2 kcal
Highest Item
867 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Wellness Cafe
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Darn Good Coffee | juices | USDA | 2 kcal |
| 2 | Mother Earth | juices | USDA | 8 kcal |
| 3 | Lait De Coconut | juices | USDA | 17 kcal |
| 4 | A Complete Source | juices | USDA | 20 kcal |
| 5 | D Spicy Citrus | juices | USDA | 21 kcal |
| 6 | Raw Almonds | food | USDA | 23 kcal |
| 7 | Drink Your Salad | juices | USDA | 25 kcal |
| 8 | Gravity Juice | juices | USDA | 25 kcal |
| 9 | Ginger Fireball | juices | USDA | 26 kcal |
| 10 | Volcano | juices | USDA | 26 kcal |
| 11 | Dr. Green Juice | juices | USDA | 38 kcal |
| 12 | Glo | juices | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 13 | Pink Punk | juices | USDA | 47 kcal |
| 14 | Fountain Of Youth | juices | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 15 | Kale Chips Goji | food | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 16 | Kale Chips Mild | food | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 17 | Perfect Pear | juices | USDA | 66 kcal |
| 18 | Thai Roll | food | USDA | 154 kcal |
| 19 | Spanish Fly | juices | USDA | 200 kcal |
| 20 | Kale Salad | food | USDA | 324 kcal |
| 21 | Horny Gorilla | juices | USDA | 384 kcal |
| 22 | Nori Sushi | food | USDA | 400 kcal |
| 23 | Slice Of Pie | food | USDA | 508 kcal |
| 24 | Chia Seed Pudding | food | USDA | 533 kcal |
| 25 | Raw Pistachio | food | USDA | 560 kcal |
| 26 | Raw Oatmeal | food | USDA | 565 kcal |
| 27 | X Ray Vision | food | USDA | 570 kcal |
| 28 | Gazpacho | juices | USDA | 867 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Gazpacho
X Ray Vision
Raw Oatmeal
Raw Pistachio
Chia Seed Pudding
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Wellness Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.