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Nutrition Breakdown

The Village Idiot Pub Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Village Idiot Pub menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

285 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

437 kcal

65 / 65 items resolved USDA database: 30 Estimated: 35

Lowest Calorie Items at The Village Idiot Pub

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Steak & Eggs* platters Estimated 10 kcal
2 Steak* platter extras Estimated 10 kcal
3 Make It Saucy platter extras USDA 17 kcal
4 Milk or Chocolate Milk beverages USDA 43 kcal
5 Juices beverages USDA 48 kcal
6 Coffee or Tea beverages USDA 71 kcal
7 Sauteed Spinach sides USDA 71 kcal
8 The Florentine* the benedicts USDA 71 kcal
9 Ham, Bacon or Sausage sides USDA 117 kcal
10 Fruit platter extras Estimated 140 kcal
11 The Johnny Boy* sandwiches USDA 147 kcal
12 Egg in a Basket kidiot breakfast USDA 149 kcal
13 The Pincher* the benedicts USDA 155 kcal
14 Corned Beef Hash sides USDA 164 kcal
15 The Mcfee* the benedicts USDA 164 kcal
16 Build your Own Platter* platters Estimated 170 kcal
17 Idiot Platter* platters Estimated 170 kcal
18 Triple Play* the benedicts USDA 172 kcal
19 Huevos Rancheros* 3 amigos USDA 176 kcal
20 Scrambled Eggs kidiot breakfast USDA 182 kcal
21 South of the Border* 3 amigos USDA 200 kcal
22 Eggs "McMuff"* sandwiches USDA 228 kcal
23 The Original* the benedicts USDA 228 kcal
24 English Muffin sides USDA 233 kcal
25 Von Kaiser* sandwiches USDA 241 kcal
26 The Beef* the benedicts USDA 243 kcal
27 Breakfast Quesadilla* 3 amigos USDA 255 kcal
28 Eater's Choice* eater's choice Estimated 260 kcal
29 The Big Boy* sandwiches USDA 273 kcal
30 House Made Sausage Patties sides USDA 288 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 35

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Corn Muffin

sides 437 kcal

Avocado

sides 427 kcal

Small Seasonal Fruit Plate

sides 423 kcal

Banana Pecan Pancakes (2)

platter extras 420 kcal

Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2)

platter extras 420 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Village Idiot Pub Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Village Idiot Pub items have calorie data?

The Village Idiot Pub currently has calorie values for 65 of 65 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Village Idiot Pub?

The lightest item currently tracked is Steak & Eggs* at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Village Idiot Pub calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 30 items use USDA database estimates, while 35 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the The Village Idiot Pub full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.