Nutrition Breakdown
The Village Idiot Pub Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Village Idiot Pub menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
285 kcal
Lowest Item
10 kcal
Highest Item
437 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Village Idiot Pub
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Steak & Eggs* | platters | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 2 | Steak* | platter extras | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Make It Saucy | platter extras | USDA | 17 kcal |
| 4 | Milk or Chocolate Milk | beverages | USDA | 43 kcal |
| 5 | Juices | beverages | USDA | 48 kcal |
| 6 | Coffee or Tea | beverages | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 7 | Sauteed Spinach | sides | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 8 | The Florentine* | the benedicts | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 9 | Ham, Bacon or Sausage | sides | USDA | 117 kcal |
| 10 | Fruit | platter extras | Estimated | 140 kcal |
| 11 | The Johnny Boy* | sandwiches | USDA | 147 kcal |
| 12 | Egg in a Basket | kidiot breakfast | USDA | 149 kcal |
| 13 | The Pincher* | the benedicts | USDA | 155 kcal |
| 14 | Corned Beef Hash | sides | USDA | 164 kcal |
| 15 | The Mcfee* | the benedicts | USDA | 164 kcal |
| 16 | Build your Own Platter* | platters | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 17 | Idiot Platter* | platters | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 18 | Triple Play* | the benedicts | USDA | 172 kcal |
| 19 | Huevos Rancheros* | 3 amigos | USDA | 176 kcal |
| 20 | Scrambled Eggs | kidiot breakfast | USDA | 182 kcal |
| 21 | South of the Border* | 3 amigos | USDA | 200 kcal |
| 22 | Eggs "McMuff"* | sandwiches | USDA | 228 kcal |
| 23 | The Original* | the benedicts | USDA | 228 kcal |
| 24 | English Muffin | sides | USDA | 233 kcal |
| 25 | Von Kaiser* | sandwiches | USDA | 241 kcal |
| 26 | The Beef* | the benedicts | USDA | 243 kcal |
| 27 | Breakfast Quesadilla* | 3 amigos | USDA | 255 kcal |
| 28 | Eater's Choice* | eater's choice | Estimated | 260 kcal |
| 29 | The Big Boy* | sandwiches | USDA | 273 kcal |
| 30 | House Made Sausage Patties | sides | USDA | 288 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Corn Muffin
Avocado
Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
Banana Pecan Pancakes (2)
Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2)
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Village Idiot Pub Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.