Nutrition Breakdown

The Thirsty Scholar Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Thirsty Scholar menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

328 kcal

Lowest Item

6 kcal

Highest Item

884 kcal

123 / 123 items resolved USDA database: 47 Estimated: 76

Lowest Calorie Items at The Thirsty Scholar

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Non-Alcoholic bottled beer USDA 6 kcal
2 Steak Tip Dinner* heartier fare Estimated 10 kcal
3 Sapporo draught beer USDA 17 kcal
4 Coffee, Tea & Hot Chocolate beverages Estimated 25 kcal
5 Bud Light bottled beer USDA 29 kcal
6 Budweiser bottled beer USDA 41 kcal
7 Twisted Tea bottled beer USDA 55 kcal
8 Narragansett (Can) bottled beer USDA 57 kcal
9 Anchor Steam draught beer USDA 65 kcal
10 Mike’s Hard Lemonade bottled beer USDA 68 kcal
11 Harpoon White Ufo draught beer USDA 83 kcal
12 Long Trail Ale draught beer USDA 83 kcal
13 Sierra Nevada draught beer USDA 85 kcal
14 Corona bottled beer USDA 86 kcal
15 Murphy’s (Can) bottled beer USDA 88 kcal
16 Red Stripe bottled beer USDA 97 kcal
17 Long Trail Double Bag draught beer USDA 107 kcal
18 Vegetarian Benedict breakfast USDA 121 kcal
19 Shipyard Export draught beer USDA 134 kcal
20 Two Eggs Any Style breakfast USDA 139 kcal
21 Two Eggs Any Style breakfast USDA 139 kcal
22 Steak Tips And Eggs* breakfast USDA 143 kcal
23 Caesar Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
24 Caprese Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
25 Greek Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
26 Warm Spinach Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
27 Drifter Pale Ale draught beer USDA 200 kcal
28 Miller Lite bottled beer USDA 211 kcal
29 Miller Lite draught beer USDA 211 kcal
30 Soup Du Jour starters Estimated 220 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 76

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Michelob Ultra

bottled beer 884 kcal

Garden Burger

sandwiches 620 kcal

Scholar Burger*

sandwiches 620 kcal

Scholar Burger*

sandwiches 620 kcal

Guinness

draught beer 505 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Thirsty Scholar Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Thirsty Scholar items have calorie data?
The Thirsty Scholar currently has calorie values for 123 of 123 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Thirsty Scholar?
The lightest item currently tracked is Non-Alcoholic at approximately 6 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Thirsty Scholar calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 47 items use USDA database estimates, while 76 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the The Thirsty Scholar full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.