Nutrition Breakdown
The Thirsty Ear Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Thirsty Ear menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
258 kcal
Lowest Item
6 kcal
Highest Item
620 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Thirsty Ear
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kaliber Non-Alcoholic | import bottles | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 2 | Water | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Heineken | import bottles | USDA | 40 kcal |
| 4 | Angry Orchard Cider | domestic bottles | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 5 | Crispin Cider | domestic bottles | USDA | 52 kcal |
| 6 | Innis And Gunn Original | domestic bottles | USDA | 54 kcal |
| 7 | House Red And White | wine | USDA | 56 kcal |
| 8 | Mikes Hard Lemonade | domestic bottles | USDA | 68 kcal |
| 9 | Harpoon UFO White | draught | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 10 | Soda Water | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 90 kcal |
| 11 | Brooklyn Summer | domestic bottles | USDA | 125 kcal |
| 12 | Iced Tea | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 135 kcal |
| 13 | Molson Canadian Lager | import bottles | USDA | 146 kcal |
| 14 | Lions Head Light (Tall Boy) | domestic bottles | USDA | 157 kcal |
| 15 | Brooklyn Pilsner | domestic bottles | USDA | 167 kcal |
| 16 | Brooklyn Lager | domestic bottles | USDA | 171 kcal |
| 17 | Sam Adams Boston Lager | domestic bottles | USDA | 171 kcal |
| 18 | 2 Fish Tacos | appetizers | Estimated | 280 kcal |
| 19 | Founders All Day IPA | domestic bottles | USDA | 283 kcal |
| 20 | Dos Equis | import bottles | USDA | 317 kcal |
| 21 | Coke | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 22 | Dark, And Amber | draught | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 23 | Diet Coke | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 24 | Ginger Ale | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 25 | Lemonade | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | Nachos | appetizers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | Nachos | appetizers | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Narragansett | draught | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | Rotating Pale Ale | draught | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | Sprite | nonalcoholic items | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Black Bean Burger
Paulaner Hefe-Weisse
Guinness
Fried Chicken Sandwich
Gearys London Porter
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Thirsty Ear Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.