Nutrition Breakdown

The Thirsty Crow Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Thirsty Crow menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

350 kcal

Lowest Item

12 kcal

Highest Item

545 kcal

94 / 94 items resolved USDA database: 28 Estimated: 66

Lowest Calorie Items at The Thirsty Crow

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Napa Smith Pilsner draft USDA 12 kcal
2 Samuel Smith Organic Raspberry Beer bottles & cans USDA 28 kcal
3 Bud Light bottles & cans USDA 29 kcal
4 Newcastle bottles & cans USDA 34 kcal
5 Colt 45 bottles & cans USDA 40 kcal
6 Boddington's bottles & cans USDA 83 kcal
7 Stella bottles & cans USDA 100 kcal
8 Pabst Blue Ribbon bottles & cans USDA 110 kcal
9 2008 Paul Mas Organic Cabernet wine USDA 121 kcal
10 2005 Chateau Ste. Michelle Merlot wine USDA 150 kcal
11 Anderson Valley Boont Amber Ale draft USDA 204 kcal
12 Lagavulin 16 Yr. scotch whisky USDA 218 kcal
13 2007 Rodney Strong Chalk Hill Chardonnay wine USDA 239 kcal
14 Corona bottles & cans USDA 249 kcal
15 Macallan 12 Yr. scotch whisky USDA 280 kcal
16 Anderson Valley Oatmeal Stout draft USDA 286 kcal
17 Glenscotia 14 Yr. scotch whisky USDA 298 kcal
18 Oban Malt Rare Edition 18 Yr. scotch whisky USDA 318 kcal
19 Allagash White draft USDA 340 kcal
20 Talisker 18 Yr. scotch whisky USDA 379 kcal
21 2008 Tangent Sauvignon Blanc wine Estimated 390 kcal
22 Ardbeg Corryvreckan scotch whisky Estimated 390 kcal
23 Bakers Bourbon whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
24 Balvenie Single Barrel 15 Yr. scotch whisky Estimated 390 kcal
25 Basil Hayden's Bourbon whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
26 Bernheim Wheat Whiskey whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
27 Black manhattans Estimated 390 kcal
28 Black Maple Hill whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
29 Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
30 Bookers Bourbon whiskey, rye, bourbon Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 66

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Allagash Dubbel

bottles & cans 545 kcal

Chimay Premiere

bottles & cans 500 kcal

Macallan 18 Yr.

scotch whisky 500 kcal

Allagash Curieux

bottles & cans 429 kcal

Johnny Walker Black

scotch whisky 425 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Thirsty Crow Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Thirsty Crow items have calorie data?
The Thirsty Crow currently has calorie values for 94 of 94 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Thirsty Crow?
The lightest item currently tracked is Napa Smith Pilsner at approximately 12 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Thirsty Crow calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 28 items use USDA database estimates, while 66 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the The Thirsty Crow full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.