Nutrition Breakdown

The Third Man Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Third Man menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

213 kcal

Lowest Item

2 kcal

Highest Item

429 kcal

24 / 24 items resolved USDA database: 21 Estimated: 3

Lowest Calorie Items at The Third Man

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 The Dowey Laugh cocktails $12 USDA 2 kcal
2 Nessun Rimianto cocktails $12 USDA 12 kcal
3 Oklahoma Kid cocktails $12 USDA 17 kcal
4 Cuckoo Clock cocktails $12 USDA 22 kcal
5 Prosecco NV white $11 USDA 33 kcal
6 Fool O' Berries cocktails $12 USDA 52 kcal
7 Hovels Amber beer $8 USDA 56 kcal
8 Dutch Angle cocktails $12 USDA 80 kcal
9 Edi & The Wolf white $11 USDA 164 kcal
10 Edi & The Wolf red $11 USDA 164 kcal
11 Koelsh Pilsner beer $8 USDA 167 kcal
12 Radeberger Pilsner beer $8 USDA 167 kcal
13 Tennessee Waltz cocktails $12 USDA 200 kcal
14 Schoffenhoefr Wheat beer $8 USDA 274 kcal
15 Cheese & Charcuterie Platter plates USDA 297 kcal
16 Limburger cheese platter $12 USDA 327 kcal
17 Happy Lime cocktails $12 USDA 328 kcal
18 Aged Gouda cheese platter $12 USDA 367 kcal
19 Cheap Novelette cocktails $12 USDA 371 kcal
20 Clarette rose Estimated 390 kcal
21 Gruner Veltliner white $11 Estimated 390 kcal
22 Zweigelt red $11 Estimated 390 kcal
23 Charcuterie Platter plates USDA 404 kcal
24 Tomme De Savoie cheese platter $12 USDA 429 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 3

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Tomme De Savoie

cheese platter $12 429 kcal

Charcuterie Platter

plates 404 kcal

Clarette

rose 390 kcal

Gruner Veltliner

white $11 390 kcal

Zweigelt

red $11 390 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Third Man Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Third Man items have calorie data?
The Third Man currently has calorie values for 24 of 24 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Third Man?
The lightest item currently tracked is The Dowey Laugh at approximately 2 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Third Man calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 21 items use USDA database estimates, while 3 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the The Third Man full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.