Nutrition Breakdown

The Monkey's Paw Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Monkey's Paw menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

319 kcal

Lowest Item

5 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

73 / 73 items resolved USDA database: 25 Estimated: 48

Lowest Calorie Items at The Monkey's Paw

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 G.T. Lost Continent (22oz) receptacles USDA 5 kcal
2 Leese Fitch Pinot Noir wines by the glass USDA 6 kcal
3 Bud Light receptacles USDA 29 kcal
4 Budweiser receptacles USDA 41 kcal
5 Gruet Blanc De Noir wines by the glass USDA 80 kcal
6 Skyleaf Riesling wines by the glass USDA 80 kcal
7 Otto’s Cnstnt. Drm. Sauv. Blanc wines by the glass USDA 81 kcal
8 Giocato Pinot Grigio wines by the glass USDA 83 kcal
9 Huber Rose wines by the glass USDA 83 kcal
10 Grayson Chardonnay wines by the glass USDA 84 kcal
11 Sierra Nevada Torpedo (16oz) receptacles USDA 85 kcal
12 Wine Guerrilla Zinfandel wines by the glass USDA 88 kcal
13 Fresh Market Salad * zupy i salatki Estimated 180 kcal
14 Paw Chopped Salad zupy i salatki Estimated 180 kcal
15 Domaine Montrose Viognier wines by the glass USDA 200 kcal
16 Miller Lite receptacles USDA 211 kcal
17 Ommegang Rare Vos (750 Ml) receptacles USDA 214 kcal
18 Uinta Tilted Smile (750 Ml) receptacles USDA 214 kcal
19 Soup Of The Day * zupy i salatki Estimated 220 kcal
20 S.T. Iniquity (22oz) receptacles USDA 259 kcal
21 S.T. Oa Unearthly (22oz) receptacles USDA 259 kcal
22 Rolling Rock receptacles USDA 263 kcal
23 Sam Adams Limited Release Tasman Red draft beer USDA 346 kcal
24 Bonny Doon Clos Du Gilroy wines by the glass USDA 356 kcal
25 Arcadia Sky High Rye draft beer Estimated 390 kcal
26 Au Poivre sma biter - lollipops Estimated 390 kcal
27 Azteca zupy i salatki Estimated 390 kcal
28 Battered Whitefish sma biter - fish n’ chips Estimated 390 kcal
29 Beef platos Estimated 390 kcal
30 Beet Gravlax charcuterie - butcher Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 48

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Paw Burger

platos 620 kcal

La Flor Cab. Sauv.

wines by the glass 464 kcal

Miller High Life

receptacles 464 kcal

Chicken

platos 430 kcal

Chicken Tandoori

sma biter - lollipops 430 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Monkey's Paw Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Monkey's Paw items have calorie data?

The Monkey's Paw currently has calorie values for 73 of 73 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Monkey's Paw?

The lightest item currently tracked is G.T. Lost Continent (22oz) at approximately 5 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Monkey's Paw calorie values official or estimated?

This page uses a hybrid model: 25 items use USDA database estimates, while 48 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?

Use the The Monkey's Paw full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.

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