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Nutrition Breakdown

The Funky Monkey Cafe Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Funky Monkey Cafe menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

222 kcal

Lowest Item

24 kcal

Highest Item

613 kcal

34 / 34 items resolved USDA database: 34 Estimated: 0

Lowest Calorie Items at The Funky Monkey Cafe

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 House Salad salads USDA 24 kcal
2 Sam I Am burgers or chicken USDA 47 kcal
3 California Wrap sandwiches & wraps USDA 54 kcal
4 Jamaican Jerk Burger burgers or chicken USDA 67 kcal
5 Tfmc Salad salads USDA 77 kcal
6 Buffalo Wings appetizers USDA 88 kcal
7 Cajun Chicken Wrap sandwiches & wraps USDA 106 kcal
8 Stuffed Baked Clams appetizers USDA 148 kcal
9 Bbq Burger burgers or chicken USDA 150 kcal
10 Chicken Quesadilla appetizers USDA 150 kcal
11 Grilled Bbq Chicken sandwiches & wraps USDA 151 kcal
12 Fried Calamari appetizers USDA 157 kcal
13 Grilled Vegetable Wrap sandwiches & wraps USDA 160 kcal
14 Mexicali burgers or chicken USDA 167 kcal
15 Bbq Pork Loin entrees USDA 168 kcal
16 Slow Cooked Bbq Beef sandwiches & wraps USDA 168 kcal
17 Grilled Hangar Steak entrees USDA 203 kcal
18 Basket Of Fries sandwiches & wraps USDA 234 kcal
19 Cheese Burger burgers or chicken USDA 243 kcal
20 Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad salads USDA 245 kcal
21 Chicken Parmesan Sandwich sandwiches & wraps USDA 249 kcal
22 Grilled Chicken Caesar Wrap sandwiches & wraps USDA 255 kcal
23 Hamburger burgers or chicken USDA 256 kcal
24 Melted Boccocini appetizers USDA 271 kcal
25 Turkey Club Wrap sandwiches & wraps USDA 282 kcal
26 Goat Cheese Salad salads USDA 283 kcal
27 Caesar Salad salads USDA 293 kcal
28 Pulled Bbq Pork sandwiches & wraps USDA 300 kcal
29 Grilled Steak sandwiches & wraps USDA 306 kcal
30 Tyrolia Schnitzel entrees USDA 333 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 0

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Ragin' Cajun

burgers or chicken 613 kcal

Memphis Bbq Rib Platter

entrees 533 kcal

Cryin' Gianni Burger

burgers or chicken 417 kcal

Blue Bayou

burgers or chicken 353 kcal

Tyrolia Schnitzel

entrees 333 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Funky Monkey Cafe Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Funky Monkey Cafe items have calorie data?
The Funky Monkey Cafe currently has calorie values for 34 of 34 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Funky Monkey Cafe?
The lightest item currently tracked is House Salad at approximately 24 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Funky Monkey Cafe calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 34 items use USDA database estimates, while 0 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the The Funky Monkey Cafe full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.