Nutrition Breakdown
The Cannibal Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Cannibal menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
365 kcal
Lowest Item
6 kcal
Highest Item
600 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Cannibal
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pinot Noir | red | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 2 | Stone Vertical Epic 12.12.12., CA | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 3 | Hill Farmstead Everett, VT | draft beer | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 4 | Steak Du Jour | meat | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 5 | Steak Du Jour | meat | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 6 | Steak Tartare | tartares $16 | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 7 | Steak Tartare | tartares $16 | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 8 | Steak Tartare | tartares | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 9 | Stillwater & Mikkeler & Fano Gypsy Tears, MD | darks, porters & stouts | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 10 | Dibon Cava | sparkling | USDA | 20 kcal |
| 11 | North Coast Scrimshaw, CA | pilsners | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 12 | Stadt Krems | white | USDA | 42 kcal |
| 13 | JK Scrumpy's Cider, MI | cider | USDA | 56 kcal |
| 14 | Bavik Pilsner Can, Belgium | pilsners | USDA | 57 kcal |
| 15 | Allagash Tripel Reserve, Maine | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 68 kcal |
| 16 | Corsendonk Tripel, Belgium | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 68 kcal |
| 17 | St Feuillien Tripel, Belgium | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 68 kcal |
| 18 | Bavik Pilsner Bottle, Belgium | pilsners | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 19 | Gauvin Ventoux | white | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 20 | Salinia "25 Reasons" | curiosities | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 21 | Hitachino Commemorative Ale, Japan | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 22 | Stackhouse | red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 23 | Videgal 'Reserva' | red | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 24 | Gaffel Kolsch, Germany | traditionals & strong ales | USDA | 91 kcal |
| 25 | Allagash Curieux, Maine | that's a huge bottle | USDA | 152 kcal |
| 26 | Malbec | red | USDA | 160 kcal |
| 27 | Brussel Sprout Salad | vegetables | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 28 | Brussels Sprout Salad | small plates | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 29 | Brussels Sprout Salad | small plates | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 30 | Clifton Dry, NY | cider | USDA | 190 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
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L'Hermitiere Poire, France
Brasserie Lefebvre Hopus, Belgium
Brouwerij Bosteels Deus, Belgium
Brouwerij Kortrijk Dutsel, Belgium
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Cannibal Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.