Nutrition Breakdown
The Burger Freak Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Burger Freak menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
194 kcal
Lowest Item
5 kcal
Highest Item
571 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Burger Freak
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coke Zero | beverages | USDA | 5 kcal |
| 2 | Bottle Water | beverages | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Freak of Nature | freaky lean salads | USDA | 18 kcal |
| 4 | Vitamin Water | beverages | USDA | 22 kcal |
| 5 | Gingerale | beverages | USDA | 36 kcal |
| 6 | New Yorker | world class dogs | USDA | 40 kcal |
| 7 | Sprite | beverages | USDA | 40 kcal |
| 8 | Barg's Root Beer | beverages | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 9 | Brazilian Beast "Cachorro Turbinado" | world class dogs | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 10 | Da Chicago | world class dogs | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 11 | Coke | beverages | USDA | 42 kcal |
| 12 | Lemonade | beverages | USDA | 42 kcal |
| 13 | Cherry Coke | beverages | USDA | 45 kcal |
| 14 | Minute Maid | beverages | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 15 | Regular Wacky Wings | wacky wings | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 16 | Caesar | side shows | USDA | 77 kcal |
| 17 | Orange Fruit | beverages | USDA | 80 kcal |
| 18 | Strongest Man | burger freak shows | USDA | 123 kcal |
| 19 | Spider Lady | burger freak shows | USDA | 124 kcal |
| 20 | Caesar the Great | freaky lean salads | USDA | 127 kcal |
| 21 | Colombiana "Perro Caliente" | world class dogs | USDA | 147 kcal |
| 22 | Sweet Potato Fries | side shows | USDA | 153 kcal |
| 23 | Sword Swallower | burger freak shows | USDA | 154 kcal |
| 24 | Lion Tamer | burger freak shows | USDA | 155 kcal |
| 25 | Wolf Man | burger freak shows | USDA | 155 kcal |
| 26 | Yang And Dang | burger freak shows | USDA | 155 kcal |
| 27 | Sm Side Salad | side shows | USDA | 180 kcal |
| 28 | Freak Show Add Ons | freak show add ons | USDA | 183 kcal |
| 29 | Two Headed Man | burger freak shows | USDA | 183 kcal |
| 30 | Natural Cut Fries | side shows | USDA | 187 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Onion Juggler
Spider Lady
Human Cannon Ball
Fried Twinkies
Fried Twinkies (2)
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Burger Freak Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.