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Nutrition Breakdown

The Brass Monkey Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for The Brass Monkey menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

250 kcal

Lowest Item

1 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

74 / 74 items resolved USDA database: 44 Estimated: 30

Lowest Calorie Items at The Brass Monkey

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Vieux Carre cocktails USDA 1 kcal
2 Steak Frites entrees Estimated 10 kcal
3 Breckenridge bottled beer USDA 17 kcal
4 House Salad soup & salads USDA 24 kcal
5 Samuel Smith Cider bottled beer USDA 29 kcal
6 Anderson Valley "Winter Solstice" draft beer USDA 34 kcal
7 Manhattan cocktails USDA 35 kcal
8 Singapore Swing cocktails USDA 40 kcal
9 Winter Vegetable french bread pizzas $18 USDA 40 kcal
10 Old Fashioned cocktails USDA 49 kcal
11 Baby Spinach soup & salads USDA 51 kcal
12 Smuttynose "Winter Ale" bottled beer USDA 56 kcal
13 Furthermore "Fatty Boomblatty" draft beer USDA 57 kcal
14 Stagger Lee cocktails USDA 66 kcal
15 Saugatuck Brewery "Reverent Monk" bottled beer USDA 68 kcal
16 Tripel Karmeliet draft beer USDA 68 kcal
17 Allagash White bottled beer USDA 83 kcal
18 Smuttynose "Old Brown Dog Ale" bottled beer USDA 83 kcal
19 Chicago River Water cocktails USDA 84 kcal
20 O’so Lupulin Maximus bottled beer USDA 100 kcal
21 Lentil Salad soup & salads USDA 101 kcal
22 Lobster Bisque soup & salads USDA 114 kcal
23 Truffle Mushroom french bread pizzas $18 USDA 133 kcal
24 Unibroue "Blanche De Chambly" bottled beer USDA 133 kcal
25 5 Vulture 5 Rabbit Cerveceria bottled beer USDA 137 kcal
26 Ale Syndicate bottled beer USDA 157 kcal
27 Spanish Calamari appetizers $16 USDA 160 kcal
28 Krombacher draft beer USDA 167 kcal
29 Seafood Gratin appetizers $16 USDA 174 kcal
30 Tang cocktails USDA 176 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 30

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Double Cheese Burger

entrees 620 kcal

Veggie Cassoulet

entrees 574 kcal

Side Seat Driver

cocktails 439 kcal

Roasted Amish Chicken

entrees 430 kcal

Flourless Chocolate Cake

dessert 420 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

The Brass Monkey Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many The Brass Monkey items have calorie data?
The Brass Monkey currently has calorie values for 74 of 74 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at The Brass Monkey?
The lightest item currently tracked is Vieux Carre at approximately 1 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are The Brass Monkey calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 44 items use USDA database estimates, while 30 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the The Brass Monkey full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.