Nutrition Breakdown
The Alchemist Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for The Alchemist menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
200 kcal
Lowest Item
33 kcal
Highest Item
467 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at The Alchemist
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 4th Regiment | cocktails | USDA | 33 kcal |
| 2 | Somethin With Vokaahh | cocktails | USDA | 38 kcal |
| 3 | B.A. Baracus | cocktails | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 4 | Stop Fenneling Me | cocktails | USDA | 62 kcal |
| 5 | Shrub Down | cocktails | USDA | 143 kcal |
| 6 | Monkey Gland | cocktails | USDA | 231 kcal |
| 7 | Room With A Vieux | cocktails | USDA | 231 kcal |
| 8 | Shane & Co | cocktails | USDA | 263 kcal |
| 9 | Campfire Fizz | cocktails | USDA | 312 kcal |
| 10 | Beez Nuts | cocktails | USDA | 373 kcal |
| 11 | Black Eye | cocktails | USDA | 467 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Black Eye
Beez Nuts
Campfire Fizz
Shane & Co
Monkey Gland
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
The Alchemist Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.