Nutrition Breakdown
Tattooed Mom Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Tattooed Mom menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
329 kcal
Lowest Item
10 kcal
Highest Item
640 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Tattooed Mom
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Philly 8oz. Steak | sandwiches | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 2 | Watermelon Margarita | specialty cocktails | USDA | 33 kcal |
| 3 | Pickled Punk | specialty cocktails | USDA | 38 kcal |
| 4 | Pink Puss | specialty cocktails | USDA | 39 kcal |
| 5 | Budweiser | beer | USDA | 41 kcal |
| 6 | Mexico City Lunchbox | specialty cocktails | USDA | 44 kcal |
| 7 | Beermosa | brunch cocktails | USDA | 46 kcal |
| 8 | Woodchuck Pear Cider | beer | USDA | 46 kcal |
| 9 | Rhubarb Peach Cobbler | brunch cocktails | USDA | 50 kcal |
| 10 | Corona | beer | USDA | 86 kcal |
| 11 | Roman Holiday | specialty cocktails | USDA | 97 kcal |
| 12 | 5 Chicken Fingers | appetizers | USDA | 111 kcal |
| 13 | 5 Pierogies | appetizers | USDA | 139 kcal |
| 14 | Honey Sriracha Wings | appetizers | USDA | 139 kcal |
| 15 | Pabst Blue Ribbon | beer | USDA | 150 kcal |
| 16 | Irish Breakfast | brunch cocktails | USDA | 153 kcal |
| 17 | Guacamole | appetizers | USDA | 167 kcal |
| 18 | Smarty Jones Julep | specialty cocktails | USDA | 168 kcal |
| 19 | Narragansett Lager | beer | USDA | 171 kcal |
| 20 | Nachos | appetizers | USDA | 210 kcal |
| 21 | The Chubbsteak Wrap | sandwiches | Estimated | 210 kcal |
| 22 | The Chubbsteak Wrap | veggie | Estimated | 210 kcal |
| 23 | Miller Lite | beer | USDA | 211 kcal |
| 24 | Abita Purple Haze | beer | USDA | 214 kcal |
| 25 | Chicken Steak | veggie | Estimated | 220 kcal |
| 26 | Chicken Steak | sandwiches | Estimated | 220 kcal |
| 27 | Philly Vegan Steak Sandwich | veggie | Estimated | 240 kcal |
| 28 | Shore Leave Punch | specialty cocktails | USDA | 250 kcal |
| 29 | Steak Quesadilla | appetizers | USDA | 253 kcal |
| 30 | Yards Brawler | beer | USDA | 255 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Breakfast Burrito
Hamburger
Mom's Brunch Burger
Vegan Burger
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Tattooed Mom Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.