Staggering Ox Menu

The Salmagundi

Our biggest salad, chef surprise. Specify sauce dressing

Taco Salad

Lettuce, corn chips, don juan’s infamous chili, cheddar, guacamole and a side of sour cream and salsa

So Crates Salad

Lettuce, gyro meat, feta, black olives, green peppers, onions and tomato. specify sauce

Small Dinner Salad

Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, croutons. Specify sauce

Summer Salad

Romaine & spring mix, chicken breast, salami, red onions, mandarin orange wedges, sweet cherry pepper rings, cranberries, almond slices and asiago cheese

Teriyaki Chicken

Grilled chicken, monterey jack, green onions, tomatoes, sesame seeds and a side of sesame vinaigrette

Fajita Chicken

Grilled chicken, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, green onions, green chiles, sharp cheddar and a side of sauce

Rubin Tubin

The Nuke

Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, cheddar, lettuce and sauce

Turkey & Cheese

Turkey, provolone, lettuce and sauce

The Clubhouse

Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, swiss, guacamole, tomato, lettuce and sauce

Any Single Meat & Cheese

1 Meat, 1 cheese, lettuce, bread & sauce. Choose a meat - ham, turkey, roast beef, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami. Choose a cheese - swiss natural, provolone, cheddar, sharp, monterey jack, peppe

The Pepperoni Vegi

Pepperoni, or any other meat we carry, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce

Three Mile Island

Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, lettuce and sauce

Mount St. Helens

Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mozzarella, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, sunflower seeds, lettuce and sauce

Crab Trap

Imitation crab, alfalfa sprouts, dill pickle, bacon bits, onions, sunflower seeds, monterey jack, swiss, lettuce and sauce

The Beastie

Beef, onions, mushrooms, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, horseradish, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce

The Capitol Complex

Ham, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, pepper jack, swiss, onions, tomato, lettuce and sauce

Sorry Charlie

Tuna & mayo mix cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce and a sauce

The All American

Angus burger, bacon, american, monterey jack, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, mustard, ketchup and lettuce

The Vegi

Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts and sauce

Mouse Trap

Swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce and sauce

Rabbit Habit

Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, tomatoes, mozzarella, monterey jack, cheddar, lettuce, sprouts and sauce

The Broken Heart

Artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic cream cheese, black olives, provolone, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce and sauce

The Blackfoot

Black beans, cheddar, monterey jack, salsa, tomato, onions, sour cream, lettuce and sauce

Philly Melt

Philly steak, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack, creamy swiss and a sauce of your choice

French Dip

Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss and au jus

Turkey Melt

Turkey, provolone, creamy swiss, dijon mustard and sauce

Ham Melt

Ham, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard and sauce of your choice

Teriyaki Melt

Chicken, monterey jack, green onions, sesame seeds, tomato and sauce of your choice

Tuna Melt

Tuna & mayo mix, cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce and sauce of your choice

Pizza Melt

Pepperoni, black olives, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar, mozzarella, creamy swiss and pizza sauce

Rancho Deluxe

Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard, dill pickles, sunflower seeds, onions, mushrooms and sauce

Vegi Dip

Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella and sauce

Pepperoni Vegi Dip

Meat of your choice, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella and sauce

Dixieland

BBQ pork, cheddar, coleslaw and sauce.

Chernobyl MeltDown

Turkey, salami, creamy swiss, cheddar, cream cheese, onions, alfalfa sprouts, horseradish, white pepper, salsa and sauce

Hot Pastrami

Turkey pastrami, sauerkraut, creamy swiss, onions, mushrooms, dijon mustard and sauce

Headbanger’s Hoagie

Ham, salami, pepperoni, cream cheese, cheddar, creamy swiss, mozzarella, lettuce and italian dressing or any sauce

Grilled Cheesy

Cheddar, creamy swiss, monterey jack, mozzarella and sauce

Teriyaki Chicken Bowl

Rice, you can opt for potato instead, teriyaki chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and green onions

Broccoli & Cheese Spud

Broccoli, cheddar, onions and real bacon bits.

Potato of the Sea

Plenty o imitation crab, covered with butter, onions, chives and a thick blanket of monterey jack

MRL

Veggies - mushrooms, onions, black olives, broccoli, cauliflower, alfalfa sprouts, green peppers, kidney beans, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, jalapenos. Extra vegi $0.79

MRL

Cheese - swiss, natural, provolone, cheddar, sharp, mozzarella, monterey jack, pepper jack, gorgonzola, creamy swiss, feta, asiago. Extra cheese $0.99

Rude Dude

Pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, black olives, butter, monterey jack and gorgonzola

Rajun Cajun

Ham, sausage, onions, green peppers, kidney beans, tabasco, cajun gravy and cajun spice

Pizza Potato

Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella and sharp cheddar

Chili Cheddar Potato

Don juan’s infamous chili, cheddar and onions

The Nuke

Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone and cheddar

The Nuke Deluxe

Ham, turkey, beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, swiss, provolone and cheddar

So Crates the Potato

Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes and sauce

Black Beans & Rice

Black bean mixture, cheddar, a side of ox salsa and your choice of sauce

French Onion Potato

French onion soup covered with monterey jack

The Dud Spud

Butter, chives and bacon bits

Plain Jane

potato or rice with butter

Philly Steak

Philly beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack and creamy swiss. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Havalina

Ham, pineapple, mushrooms and five cheese blend. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Hoagadilla

Salami, pepperoni, ham, monterey jack, onions, tomato, sweet peppers, lettuce and sprinkled with our italian sauce. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Pizzadilla

Pizza sauce, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni and five cheese blend. comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Black Bean

Black beans, five cheese blend, tomatoes and green chiles. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Who Cut the Cheese

Our five cheese blend. Comes with a side of one of our famous sauces

Sauce by the Container

In addition to the extra sides of sauce for $0.89, all of our delicious homemade specialty sauces are available in an 8oz container for $2.49 or 16oz pint container for $4.59. The best ranch in Helen

Soup of the Day

Homemade soup of the day available during fall and winter months. Changes daily

Cheese Ox

Beef, monterey jack and bbq sauce sauteed together and served in a clubfoot boat.

Cheese Ox Deluxe

Beef, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers and bbq sauce sauteeed together and served in a clubfoot boat

Naoxchos

Tortilla chips, black olives, onions, five cheese blend, pepper jack, jalapennos, guacamole, sour cream and a side of our famous salsa. Add philly beef $1.99. Add a small side of don juan’s chili $0.

Chicken Fajita Naoxchos

Chicken fajita, tortilla chips, black olives, onions, five cheese blend, pepper jack, jalapenos, guacamole, sour cream and a side of our famous salsa.

Pizza Wheels

Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms and 5 cheese blend on 3 clubfoot bread rounds

Cheese Wheels

Three wheels covered with cheese blend

Chips & Salsa

A pile of tri - color tortilla chips served with a portion of our famous salsa

French Onion Soup

Served with beef broth, onions, croutons and broiled monterey jack

Don Juan’s Infamous Chili

Sharp cheddar on request. $0.99

Ox Fingers

A small sandwich made with a bread gut and your choice of one meat. Creamy swiss comes standard. Heated with side of ranch

Camel Toes

Same as ox fingers, only made with gyro meat, feta and black olives. 3 Toes come with a side of sauce

Bread Guts

4 Guts with one sauce. The insides of our clubfoot buns, good with soups, salads and potatoes

Sticky Fingers

3 Guts served with PB & J

Ox Chip Cookies

All varieties

Bread Pudding

Served with cinnamon sauce