avocado spread, monterey jack & cheddar cheese, red onion & tomato, grilled on sourdough.
$7.25
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Egg Salad
smarty pant's original egg salad piled high on a toasted french roll. topped with lettuce & tomato
$7.25
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Veggie Sub
a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce, tomato, avocado, onion, & monterey-jack cheese with hummus & avocado spread.
$7.25
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Lil' Brat
with turkey, corned beef, or field roast. a classic rueben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese & classic sauce. grilled to pefection on marble rye.
$8.25
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Flipper
our house made tuna salad grilled on sourdough with tomato & cheddar cheese
$8.25
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Troublemaker
sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey-jack cheese, & bacon. served on toasted french roll & topped with lettuce, tomato & spicy sauce.
$8.25
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Firecracker
thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, tomato & mayo.
$8.25
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Ms. Piggy
slow simmered succulent pork topped with slaw monterey-jack & our award winning sauce. served on toasted french roll. one of our best!
$8.25
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Scamp
lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll & topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo & onion. another one of our best!
$8.25
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Lil' Philly
rich roast beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, peppers & swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll topped with our horseradish sauce
$8.25
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Chickenhawk
sliced chicken breast grilled with bbq sauce topped with monterey jack, red onion & bacon. served on a toasted french roll.
$8.25
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Turkey & Avocado
grilled turkey served on a toasted french roll with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & mayo.
$8.25
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Roast Beef
thin sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion. all on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.
$8.25
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B.E.L.T.
an american classic, bacon, lettuce & tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
$8.25
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Gringa
our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce, tomato put to bed on a toasted french roll with mayo.
$8.25
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Pit Boss
savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinegairette, lettuce, tomato & pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll.
$8.25
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About Smarty Pants
Smarty Pants offers Sandwiches across 16 menu items, with prices from $7.25 to $8.25. Browse the full Smarty Pants menu with current prices — budget picks like the $7.25 Deluxe Grilled Cheese — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
Common
questions about the menu, pricing, and dining options.
What is on the Smarty Pants menu?
Smarty Pants offers 16 menu items across Other and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Smarty Pants food cost?
Menu prices at Smarty Pants range from $7.25 for the most affordable options up to $8.25 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Smarty Pants cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Smarty Pants?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Smarty Pants, visit the dedicated Smarty Pants cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $7.25.
Is Smarty Pants good value for money?
Smarty Pants holds a customer rating of 4/5 based on 131 reviews. To judge value more accurately, compare Smarty Pants side-by-side with similar restaurants: Smarty Pants vs Honey Baked Ham or Smarty Pants vs Winebar.
How does Smarty Pants compare to similar restaurants nearby?
Smarty Pants serves Other cuisine alongside similar restaurants like Honey Baked Ham, Winebar, Go Puff. Use our comparison pages to see a direct price-by-price breakdown: Smarty Pants vs Honey Baked Ham, Smarty Pants vs Winebar.
