Nutrition Breakdown
Simmzy's Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Simmzy's menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
216 kcal
Lowest Item
54 kcal
Highest Item
443 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Simmzy's
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Sammy | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 54 kcal |
| 2 | Grilled Fish Tacos | other stuff | USDA | 66 kcal |
| 3 | Simmzy's Sangria | weekend eye openers | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 4 | Blue Cheese Haystack | other stuff | USDA | 86 kcal |
| 5 | Mixed Bag | sides | USDA | 96 kcal |
| 6 | Grilled Mediterranean Ahi Tuna | salads | USDA | 102 kcal |
| 7 | Olive Oil-Poached Ahi Tuna Sandwich | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 110 kcal |
| 8 | Spice & Vinegar Pulled Pork Panino | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 121 kcal |
| 9 | Pork Chile Verde Breakfast Burrito | weekend eye openers | USDA | 129 kcal |
| 10 | Simmzy's Burger | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 129 kcal |
| 11 | Half Pint Burger | kids $5.25 | USDA | 133 kcal |
| 12 | Half Pint Cheeseburger | kids $5.25 | USDA | 133 kcal |
| 13 | BBQ Chicken Sandwich | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 157 kcal |
| 14 | Chicken, Apple & Walnut | salads | USDA | 163 kcal |
| 15 | Shoestring Fries | sides | USDA | 167 kcal |
| 16 | Veggie Scramble | weekend eye openers | USDA | 172 kcal |
| 17 | Shrimp, Citrus & Avocado Salad | salads | USDA | 179 kcal |
| 18 | Shrimp Cakes | other stuff | USDA | 188 kcal |
| 19 | Sweet Potato Fries | sides | USDA | 192 kcal |
| 20 | Pub Scramble | weekend eye openers | USDA | 201 kcal |
| 21 | Kale Caesar | salads | USDA | 207 kcal |
| 22 | South By Southwest Veggie Burger | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 211 kcal |
| 23 | Bacon Blue Deluxe | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 231 kcal |
| 24 | Grilled Chicken Sandwich | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 235 kcal |
| 25 | S'Mores Chocolate Pudding | homemade desserts $7.75 | USDA | 262 kcal |
| 26 | Simmzy's Burger | burgers & sandwiches | USDA | 270 kcal |
| 27 | Plain Old Chicken Tenders | kids $5.25 | USDA | 271 kcal |
| 28 | Pepper Poppers With Mango Glaze | other stuff | USDA | 281 kcal |
| 29 | Chicken Tortilla Soup | other stuff | USDA | 286 kcal |
| 30 | Simmzy's Breakfast Sandwich | weekend eye openers | USDA | 290 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
Soy Marinated Short Rib
Apple Filled Donut
Artisan Greens
15 Minute (But Worth The Wait!) Wings
Cauliflower W/Cilantro Pesto
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Simmzy's Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.