Nutrition Breakdown
Satellite Room Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Satellite Room menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
342 kcal
Lowest Item
6 kcal
Highest Item
500 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Satellite Room
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mark West Pinot Noir | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 2 | Hot Tea | eye openers | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Steak & Eggs | breakfast | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 4 | Bud Light | drafts beer | USDA | 29 kcal |
| 5 | Fresh Brewed Coffee | eye openers | Estimated | 40 kcal |
| 6 | Ace Hard Cider | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 56 kcal |
| 7 | Bells Amber | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 56 kcal |
| 8 | Simi Sauvignon Blanc | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 9 | Newcastle Brown Ale | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 10 | Rosenblum Pinot Grigio | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 11 | Snap Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 12 | Estancia Chardonnay | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 84 kcal |
| 13 | Pacifico | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 106 kcal |
| 14 | Continental Platter | brunch | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 15 | Satellite Platter | breakfast | Estimated | 170 kcal |
| 16 | Czechvar Lager | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 171 kcal |
| 17 | Cobb Salad | salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 18 | Diner Salad | salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 19 | Macaroni Salad | sides | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 20 | Side Salad | sides | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 21 | Count Creamy | breakfast cereal boozy milkshakes $10 | Estimated | 320 kcal |
| 22 | Chandon Brut | wine by the glass $8 | USDA | 325 kcal |
| 23 | Bells Oberon | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 350 kcal |
| 24 | PBR Tallboy | beer bottles & cans | USDA | 364 kcal |
| 25 | A.C. Slater | boozy shakes $10 | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 26 | Archie Leach | boozy shakes $10 | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 27 | Bacon Syrup Tots | loaded tots $6 | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 28 | Bamm-Bamm | breakfast cereal boozy milkshakes $10 | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 29 | Banana Split | desserts | Estimated | 390 kcal |
| 30 | Bell's Two- Hearted IPA | drafts beer | Estimated | 390 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Satellite Room Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.