Your toast layered with bacon and grilled tomato, 2 poached eggs, housemade hollandaise, garnished with green onion
$12.5
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Oaksterdam Benedict
English muffin topped with sautéed spinach, mushrooms, 2 poached eggs, house-made hollandaise sauce and garnished with green onion
$12.5
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Rude N' Reckless
A crispy hash brown base, a layer of thin - sliced ham, 2 poached eggs all drenched in house-made hollandaise served with toast
$13.5
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Rudy's Heartache
Our famous corned beef hash topped with 2 poached eggs and house-made hollandaise, garnished with green onion served with toast
$13.5
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Veggie Benedict
Hash browns topped with 2 MorningStar veggie sausages and 2 poached eggs drenched in house-made hollandaise, garnished with green onion served with toast
$13.5
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Dazed and Confused
Crispy hash brown topped with 2 eggs scrambled with chorizo, pasilla chiles, topped with house-made hollandaise sauce, sliced avocado and garnished with green onion served with toast
Baby mixed greens, carrot, cabbage, tomato, cucumber and croûtons
$4.5
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Caesar Salad
Romaine hearts, Creamy Caesar dressing, croûtons and parmesan
$4.5
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Taco Salad
Fried tortilla bowl filled with romaine, topped with black beans (vegetarian) OR beef chili OR veggie chili (vegetarian), melted pepper jack cheese, pico de gallo, sour cream, guacamole and green oni
$12.5
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Buffalo Salad
Romaine hearts, tomato, red onion, crumbled bleu cheese and spicy Buffalo chicken tenders OR fried Buffalo tofu (vegetarian)
$12.5
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Spinach Salad
Spinach, red cabbage, carrot, toasted walnuts, applewood smoked bacon, dried cranberries, crumbled bleu cheese, tossed with house vinaigrette
$12.5
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Crunchy Asian Salad
Red and green cabbage, romaine, carrot, cucumber, red bell pepper, sliced avocado and sesame seeds tossed with sesame soy vinaigrette with grilled chicken OR fried tofu (vegetarian, vegan)
$12.5
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Classic Chef Salad
Baby mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, cucumber, tomato, honey smoked ham, smoked turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheese, hard boiled eggs and croûtons
$13.5
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California Cobb Salad
Baby mixed greens, cabbage, carrot, cucumber, tomato, hard boiled eggs, applewood smoked bacon, crumbled bleu cheese, sliced avocado and a scoop of Sonoma chicken salad (includes walnuts)
2 Pancakes OR 2 pieces French Toast (has almonds) with 2 eggs any style, and 2 bacon or 2 sausage or 2 veggie sausages
$11.75
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Monte Cristo
Challah bread French toast sandwich with honey smoked ham, smoked turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheese. Topped with powdered sugar. Side of hash browns or French fries
Hash browns covered in melted cheddar cheese, topped with 2 eggs sunny side up
$7
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Popeye's Eyedaho
Hash browns covered in melted cheddar cheese and topped with 2 eggs scrambled with baby spinach
$8
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A la Carte Breakfast Burrito
$8
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Morning Tofu Stir Fry (no eggs)
Cubed tofu with mushroom, baby spinach, broccoli, tomato, toasted garlic, sesame oil and soy sauce. With a fresh fruit cup
$10
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Huevos Rancheros (or Tofu)
2 eggs over easy on 2 grilled corn tortillas with pepper jack cheese drenched in salsa verde. With pico de gallo, sour cream and black beans
$10.75
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Breakfast Burrito
Flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, pepper jack cheese, hash browns and roasted pasilla chiles. with black beans, pico de gallo and sour cream on the side
$11.5
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Tower of Power
Hash browns layered with melted pepper jack cheese, grilled tomato, MorningStar veggie sausages, 2 eggs any style and your choice of toast
$12.5
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Healthy Start
Grilled chicken breast with melted Swiss cheese, sliced avocado and sliced tomato with toast and a fresh fruit cup
Roasted and shredded BBQ pork on a grilled French roll served with cole slaw on the side
$12.25
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Hot Veggie Sandwich
Roasted red bell peppers, roasted pasillas, grilled tomatoes, caramelized onions, mushrooms, spinach and Swiss on a French roll or served open face on toasted multigrain bread
$12.5
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Rudy's Rachael
Sliced smoked turkey, melted Swiss cheese, thousand island and cole slaw on grilled rye
$12.5
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Classic Reuben
Sliced corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, thousand island and sauerkraut on grilled rye
$13.25
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Old School Tuna Melt
Albacore tuna salad, pepper jack cheese, grilled tomato on grilled sourdough
$13.5
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Cajun Catfish Sandwich
Cajun fried catfish filet with thousand island and coleslaw on a sesame bun
$14.25
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Hi-Fidel Sandwich
Roasted pulled pork, coleslaw, jalapeno, Swiss cheese, pickles and dijonnaise on a grilled French roll
Meatloaf with mashed potatoes, mushroom bacon beer gravy and garlicky broccoli
$12.5
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Wednesday - P'sghetti and Meatballs
Spaghetti with marinara sauce and 3 beef meatballs, parmesan, basil and garlic bread
$12.5
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Tuesday - God Save the Chicken
Savory roasted half chicken with mashed potatoes, mushroom bacon beer gravy and garlicky broccoli
$13.5
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Thursday - Kerplunck! Chicken Fried Steak
Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, mushroom bacon beer gravy and cole slaw
$13.5
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Friday - Mr. Roadie's Fish and Chips
Beer battered fried cod, French fries, cole slaw, lemon wedges, and tartar sauce
$15.75
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About Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe
Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe serves B-Sides, Hollandazed & Desserts across 186 menu items, with prices from $1.50 to $17.75. See the full Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe menu with current prices — budget picks like the $1.50 Mushroom Bacon Beer Gravy — updated September 2026. Rated 4.0/5 by diners.
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What is on the Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe menu?
Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe offers 186 menu items across coffee and other categories. Browse the full menu above to see everything available, including portion sizes and category breakdowns.
How much does Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe food cost?
Menu prices at Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe range from $1.50 for the most affordable options up to $17.75 for premium items. The full price breakdown is shown in the menu table above. Looking for the cheapest options? Visit the Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe cheapest items guide.
What are the cheapest items at Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe?
For the lowest-cost meal options at Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe, visit the dedicated Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe cheapest menu items guide — every item sorted from the lowest to highest price so you can quickly find budget-friendly food starting at just $1.50.