Nutrition Breakdown

Provocateur Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Provocateur menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

189 kcal

Lowest Item

17 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

38 / 38 items resolved USDA database: 30 Estimated: 8

Lowest Calorie Items at Provocateur

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Strawberry Glitter firming - champagne USDA 17 kcal
2 Watermelon Glamour clarifying - vodka USDA 23 kcal
3 Honey Melon replenishing - rum USDA 35 kcal
4 Lemon Shine shine - bourbon USDA 41 kcal
5 Tempt Berry dollhouse shot flights $135 USDA 42 kcal
6 Veggie Roll maki sushi USDA 45 kcal
7 Mulberry Aphrodisiac hydration - gin USDA 46 kcal
8 Lemon Cake dollhouse shot flights $135 USDA 51 kcal
9 Silver Lining dollhouse shot flights $135 USDA 51 kcal
10 Coco No. 5 dollhouse shot flights $135 USDA 53 kcal
11 Sparkling Pear firming - champagne USDA 64 kcal
12 Forbidden Fruit replenishing - rum USDA 80 kcal
13 Pomegranate Fizz firming - champagne USDA 83 kcal
14 Pure Passion Drip hydration - gin USDA 84 kcal
15 California Roll maki sushi USDA 94 kcal
16 Sushi Platter chef’s choice $50 USDA 94 kcal
17 Fountain Of Youth age defying - tequila USDA 111 kcal
18 Orange Allure glow - cognac USDA 121 kcal
19 Beauty Roll maki sushi USDA 135 kcal
20 Spicy Tuna Roll maki sushi USDA 138 kcal
21 Seaweed Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
22 Lucky Girl Spice age defying - tequila USDA 184 kcal
23 Surf & Turf Roll maki sushi USDA 202 kcal
24 Spider Roll maki sushi USDA 227 kcal
25 Teddy Bear clarifying - vodka USDA 231 kcal
26 Thin Sliced Yellowtail Jalapeño light fixings Estimated 260 kcal
27 Forever Young age defying - tequila USDA 267 kcal
28 Sashimi Platter chef’s choice $50 USDA 297 kcal
29 Grilled Teriyaki Chicken Chopped Salad salads Estimated 305 kcal
30 Wagyu meat USDA 309 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 8

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Wagyu Mini Burgers (2)

light fixings 620 kcal

Divine Chocolate Drizzle

dollhouse shot flights $135 550 kcal

Edamame

light fixings 390 kcal

Rock Shrimp Dynamite Roll

maki sushi 390 kcal

Dollhouse Love

clarifying - vodka 371 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Provocateur Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Provocateur items have calorie data?
Provocateur currently has calorie values for 38 of 38 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Provocateur?
The lightest item currently tracked is Strawberry Glitter at approximately 17 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Provocateur calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 30 items use USDA database estimates, while 8 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Provocateur full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.