Not Your Average Joe's Newburyport menu

Ice Cream Sundae

Vanilla ice cream topped with hot chocolate sauce and fresh whipped cream

Grilled Cheese

With choice of french fries, vegetable or fresh fruit

Mac and Cheese

Pasta in our creamy cheese sauce

Pasta

With butter or tomato sauce

Hand-Breaded Chicken Tenders

With choice of french fries, vegetable or fresh fruit

Grilled Chicken

With choice of french fries, vegetable or fresh fruit

Classic Burger

Hand formed with choice of french fries, vegetable or fresh fruit

Pizza

Kid’s version of the joe schmo our classic tomato and cheese pizza

Sirloin Tips

Grilled and served with green beans and garlic mashed potatoes

Balsamic Glazed Salmon

With jasmine rice pilaf and grilled asparagus

Sides

Hand-cut french fries, jasmine rice pilaf, mediterranean orzo, onion strings, spaghetti squash, grilled asparagus

Goat Cheese Pesto Fettuccine

Sugar snap peas, grilled corn, red onions, grape tomatoes and fettuccine tossed in a goat cheese pesto sauce

Farmer’s Market Chicken Carbonara

Grilled chicken breast with fettuccine tossed in a light white wine cream sauce with country bacon, grilled corn, grape tomatoes, asparagus and grilled red onions

Chicken Caprese

Lemon and herb marinated grilled chicken with a summer salad of heirloom tomatoes, arugula, fresh mozzarella and shaved romano, with a light lemon vinaigrette

Chicken Enchiladas with Poblano Crema

Pulled chicken with pepper jack, caramelized onions and fresh corn, wrapped in handmade tortillas, sprinkled with cotija cheese and pepita seeds and served with yellow rice with black beans

Mustard-Crusted Chicken

Chicken breasts in a three mustard marinade, hand breaded with panko bread crumbs and pan seared, served with sauteed green beans and garlic mashed potatoes

Anything But Average Meatloaf

Fresh mozzarella stuffed meatloaf, with roasted corn, carrot and green bean confetti, with mashed potatoes and barbeque gravy

Chicken Parmesan Tower

Parmesan-crusted chicken, pan seared and layered with melted mozzarella, served with spaghetti squash and our seasoned tomato sauce

Chicken Piccata with Fettuccine

Pan-seared chicken breasts in a lemony cream sauce, sprinkled with capers and diced tomatoes, served over fettuccine with sauteed green beans

Mediterranean Turkey Kabob

Marinated in spiced yogurt and grilled on a skewer, served with a curried ziziki sauce and pesto, artichoke and feta orzo

Smokehouse Jambalaya

Andouille sausage, tasso ham, mello’s spicy linguica, shredded chicken, shrimp, veggies and rice simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth

Balsamic Glazed Salmon

Grilled atlantic salmon, served with pineapple salsa, jasmine rice pilaf and grilled asparagus

Thai Noodle Chicken Salad

Peanut sauce glazed chicken over chilled lo mein noodles, with cucumbers, mangos, tomatoes, red onions and peanuts, tossed in a sesame-ginger vinaigrette

Herb-Crusted Line-Caught Cod

Hand breaded and pan seared, served with hand-cut french fries, cole slaw and tartar sauce

Sirloin Tips

Grilled and served with sauteed green beans and garlic mashed potatoes

Hand-Cut French Fries

Jasmine Rice Pilaf

Mediterranean Orzo

Onion Strings

Spaghetti Squash

Grilled Asparagus

Specialty Pizza

Make a large for an additional

Joe Schmo

Our classic tomato and cheese pizza

Margherita

Fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, extra virgin olive oil and freshly grated romano

Create Your Own - Single Topping Pizza

Start with a joe schmo and add your favorite toppings. Pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, roasted chicken, spicy linguica, anchovies, white mushroom, red onions, roasted peppers, green peppers, artic

Barbequed Chicken

With red onions, smoked mozzarella, scallions and barbeque sauce

Buffalo Chicken

Crispy chicken tenders tossed in our mango- buffalo barbeque sauce with mozzarella, scallions and blue cheese dressing

Three Cheese Pistachio

California pistachios, fresh rosemary, slivered red onion, parmesan, mozzarella, asiago and extra virgin olive oil

Create Your Own - Two Way Combo

Start with a joe schmo and add your favorite toppings. Pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, roasted chicken, spicy linguica, anchovies, white mushroom, red onions, roasted peppers, green peppers, artic

Roasted Shrimp and Artichoke

With feta, mozzarella, romano and roasted red peppers, topped with a scribble of lemon basil aioli

Santa Fe Chicken

Pulled chicken, grilled corn, red onions, poblano peppers, mozzarella and chipotle sour cream

Tomato Basil Soup

Our ever-so-popular creamy tomato soup

Side Salads

Add chicken $3.99, shrimp, salmon, turkey tips or sirloin tips

Not Your Average House

Olivia’s organic greens, roasted tomatoes and blue cheese, with lemon vinaigrette

Caesar

Romaine tossed with lemon- garlic dressing, with pizza crisps and shaved romano cheese

House

Iceberg lettuce, red onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots and shredded mozzarella, choice of dressing

New England Clam Chowder

A traditional version, rich with quahogs, bacon and potatoes

Chef’s Daily Selection

Waldorf

Granny smith apples, craisins, grapes, pecans, smoked mozz and romaine, with creamy sherry vinaigrette

Great Hill Wedge

Iceberg lettuce with great hill blue cheese, country bacon, onions, tomatoes and horseradish-mustard dressing

Almond Crusted Goat Cheese

Warmed goat cheese over olivia’s organic greens with raspberries, candied pecans and raspberry vinaigrette

Raspberry Sorbet

Fresh berries with ciao bella raspberry sorbet

Key Lime Pie

Joe’s mom’s recipe with raspberry sauce and fresh whipped cream

S’more Creme Brulee

Buttery graham cracker crust with chocolate-marshmallow custard, topped with toasted marshmallow made from scratchscout’s honor

Peanut Butter Thing

Joe’s claim to fame peanut butter and chocolate chunks folded into vanilla ice cream and rolled in oreo cookie crumbs, topped with fresh whipped cream and drizzled with hot chocolate and caramel sauc

Strawberry Shortcake

A warmed house-made biscuit filled with fresh marinated strawberries and vanilla ice cream, topped with fresh whipped cream

Creme Brulee Cheesecake

Blended the most popular desserts creamy cheesecake with a caramel drizzle, fresh whipped cream and raspberries

Molten Chocolate Cake

Served warm with a gooey chocolate center, hot chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream

Vegetable Spring Rolls

Rice wrappers filled with asparagus, basil, mint, cucumbers, carrots, rice noodles and cilantro pesto, chilled and served with peanut dipping sauce

Asian Chicken Dumplings

Joe’s take on potstickers, bursting with flavor, in a citrus-soy sauce

Stuffed Quahogs

Rhode island clams, mello’s spicy linguica, roasted onions and grilled corn, drizzled with tabasco aioli

Buffalo-Caribbean Chicken Tenders

Hand breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo barbeque sauce, served with pineapple-jalapeno salsa and blue cheese dip

Pulled Pork Pretzel Bites

House-made BBQ sauce, pulled pork and cole slaw over pretzel bread with crispy onion strings

Thai Chicken Lettuce Wraps

Served chilled with oranges, sugar snap peas, carrots and chopped peanuts, with a tangy sesame-ginger vinaigrette

Forno Baked Chicken Quesadilla

Pulled chicken, mozzarella, pepper jack, caramelized onions, roasted peppers and chipotle sour cream, with pineapple-jalapeno salsa

Heirloom Tomato and Goat Cheese Flatbread

With basil pesto, micro arugula and mozzarella

Coconut Crusted Shrimp

Rolled in shredded coconut, then fried to a golden crunch, served with our spicy-sweet orange-sambal dipping sauce

Bacon Blue Flatbread

Great hill blue cheese, country bacon, arugula, caramelized onions and balsamic reduction

Pan-Seared Scallops

New bedford scallops with basil pesto and an edamame, corn, red onion and tomato succotash

Ahi Tuna Wontons

Japanese chili-spiced crispy wontons topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli

Not Your Average House

Olivia’s organic greens, roasted tomatoes and blue cheese, tossed with extra virgin lemon vinaigrette

Caesar

Romaine tossed with lemon-garlic dressing, pizza crisps and shaved romano cheese

House Salad

Iceberg lettuce, red onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots and shredded mozzarella, choice of dressing

Grilled Chicken Caesar

Romaine tossed with lemon-garlic dressing, pizza crisps and shaved romano cheese

Waldorf Salad

Our version with pulled chicken, granny smith apples, craisins, red grapes, candied pecans, smoked mozzarella and romaine, with creamy sherry vinaigrette

Almond Crusted Goat Cheese

Biscotti-crusted goat cheese served warm over olivia’s organic greens with raspberries, caramelized pecans and raspberry vinaigrette

Cobb Salad

Arugula and romaine topped with blue cheese, grilled chicken, country bacon, avocado, fresh grilled corn, tomatoes and eggs, choice of dressing

Chinese Chicken Salad

Pulled chicken tossed with napa cabbage, radicchio, cilantro, mangos, red peppers, toasted sesame seeds, crispy wontons and chinese mustard vinaigrette

Chicken Mona Lisa

Parmesan-crusted chicken with balsamic marinated strawberries, fresh mozzarella, pickled red onions, romaine and organic greens with creamy basil dressing

Ahi Tuna

Seared rare with black pepper and toasted sesame seeds, with an orange-sesame vinaigrette-dressed napa cabbage, jicama and mango slaw

Tuscan Grilled Chicken - Vegetarian Version

Extra mozzarella and marinated tomatoes

House-Roasted Turkey BLT

With country bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise, on ciabatta, with hand-cut fries or organic greens

Backyard Burger with Cheese

Hand formed and served on a toasted roll, with hand-cut fries or organic greens. American, blue, cheddar, swiss or pepper jack

Veggie Burger

House made with brown rice, black beans and caramelized onions, topped with cheddar and barbeque sauce, with hand-cut fries or organic greens

Hog Heaven

Pulled pork with house-made BBQ sauce, topped with cole slaw and a stack of crispy onion strings on a seeded brioche

Tuscan Grilled Chicken

Melted fresh mozzarella with marinated tomatoes, grilled chicken, basil aioli and arugula, on ciabatta, with hand-cut fries or organic greens

Backyard Burger with Cheese & Country Bacon

Hand formed and served on a toasted roll, with hand-cut fries or organic greens

Turkey Burger

House made with feta and spinach, ziziki sauce and a mediterranean salad

Southwestern Burger

Hand-formed and topped with cheddar, our BBQ sauce and a pile of onion strings

Crab Cake BLT

Pan-seared crab cake served on a toasted roll with country bacon, arugula and tabasco aioli, with hand-cut fries or organic greens

Sweet Blue Burger

With blue cheese, country bacon, caramelized onions and arugula, with hand-cut fries or organic greens