Skip to content

Nutrition Breakdown

Noah's Ark Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Noah's Ark menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

333 kcal

Lowest Item

1 kcal

Highest Item

1488 kcal

274 / 274 items resolved USDA database: 68 Estimated: 206

Lowest Calorie Items at Noah's Ark

Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly

Full menu →
# Item Category Source Calories
1 Brewed Coffee beverages USDA 1 kcal
2 Snapple beverages USDA 2 kcal
3 Blackened Tenderloin Steak glatt kosher travel meals - entrees Estimated 10 kcal
4 Blackened Tenderloin Steak steak, ribs and veal Estimated 10 kcal
5 Chopped Steak 16 oz glatt kosher travel meals - entrees Estimated 10 kcal
6 Cremini Tenderloin Steak steak, ribs and veal Estimated 10 kcal
7 Natural Spring Water beverages Estimated 10 kcal
8 Prime Rib Eye Steak 12 oz glatt kosher travel meals - entrees Estimated 10 kcal
9 Rib Steak Cabernet steak, ribs and veal Estimated 10 kcal
10 Roumanian Tenderloin Steak glatt kosher travel meals - entrees Estimated 10 kcal
11 Roumanian Tenderloin Steak steak, ribs and veal Estimated 10 kcal
12 Sizzling Steak Fajitas steak, ribs and veal Estimated 10 kcal
13 Decaf Brewed Coffee beverages USDA 13 kcal
14 Prime Rib Eye Steak - Queen’s Cut steak, ribs and veal Estimated 15 kcal
15 Grilled Vegetable Wrap club chicken quartet USDA 18 kcal
16 Chopped Steak steak, ribs and veal Estimated 20 kcal
17 Iced Tea beverages USDA 21 kcal
18 Prime Rib Eye Steak - King’s Cut steak, ribs and veal Estimated 24 kcal
19 Sparkling Water beverages USDA 30 kcal
20 Homemade Ruggelach desserts USDA 34 kcal
21 Tea beverages USDA 34 kcal
22 Herbal Tea beverages USDA 36 kcal
23 Sprite beverages USDA 40 kcal
24 Coke beverages USDA 42 kcal
25 Iced Coffee beverages USDA 43 kcal
26 Carafe of Fountain Soda beverages USDA 44 kcal
27 Orange Juice beverages USDA 46 kcal
28 Apple Juice beverages USDA 50 kcal
29 Dr. Brown’s Sodas beverages USDA 51 kcal
30 Franks in Jackets appetizers USDA 90 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 206

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Ginormous Burger (Lettuce, Tomatoes, & Onions)

premium burger bonanza menu 1488 kcal

Juicy Veal Chop

steak, ribs and veal 683 kcal

BBQ Brisket Burger

premium burger bonanza menu 620 kcal

Blackened Caesar Burger

premium burger bonanza menu 620 kcal

Brunch All Day Burger

premium burger bonanza menu 620 kcal

Similar Binge-Worthy Restaurants

Discover related spots for price and calorie comparisons

See all →
C

Catania Cafe

coffee
S

Sunset

burger
KFC

KFC

chicken
L

Le Cafe Coffee

coffee
L

Lexington Pizza Parlour

italian
M

Marina Cafe

coffee

How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Noah's Ark Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Noah's Ark items have calorie data?
Noah's Ark currently has calorie values for 274 of 274 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Noah's Ark?
The lightest item currently tracked is Brewed Coffee at approximately 1 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Noah's Ark calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 68 items use USDA database estimates, while 206 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Noah's Ark full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.