Nutrition Breakdown

Misdemeanor Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Misdemeanor menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated July 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

202 kcal

Lowest Item

14 kcal

Highest Item

505 kcal

30 / 30 items resolved USDA database: 30 Estimated: 0

Lowest Calorie Items at Misdemeanor

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 New Castle beer $7 USDA 14 kcal
2 Neirano Extra Dry Prosecco bubbles $9 USDA 33 kcal
3 Heineken beer $7 USDA 40 kcal
4 Nu York Thymes bar & lounge $12 USDA 42 kcal
5 Ginger Beer beer $7 USDA 54 kcal
6 Santa Florentina Malbec, Argentina, 2009 reds $9 USDA 55 kcal
7 Santa Florentina Torrontes, Italy, 2009 whites USDA 55 kcal
8 Neirano Moscato D Asti, Italy 2009 bubbles $9 USDA 75 kcal
9 Pimm's Cup bar & lounge $12 USDA 77 kcal
10 Alsace Ruhlmann Riesling, France whites USDA 80 kcal
11 Brooklyn Summer Ale beer $7 USDA 83 kcal
12 Castellani Biago Pinot Grigio, Italy, 2010 whites USDA 83 kcal
13 Golden Dawn bar & lounge $12 USDA 83 kcal
14 Quiet Storm bar & lounge $12 USDA 83 kcal
15 Cava De Chardonnay Macon Village, Italy, 2008 whites USDA 84 kcal
16 El Illegal bar & lounge $12 USDA 100 kcal
17 Classic Manhattan Cocktail bar & lounge $12 USDA 107 kcal
18 Brooklyn Lager beer $7 USDA 171 kcal
19 West Side bar & lounge $12 USDA 286 kcal
20 Mamacita bar & lounge $12 USDA 310 kcal
21 Dos Equis beer $7 USDA 317 kcal
22 Castellani Biagio Toscana, Italy, 2007 reds $9 USDA 321 kcal
23 Les Chemins De Bassac - Isa White, France whites USDA 352 kcal
24 Les Chemins De Bassac, Isa Red, France reds $9 USDA 352 kcal
25 Frezentini bar & lounge $12 USDA 393 kcal
26 The Improved Pisco Sour bar & lounge $12 USDA 394 kcal
27 Amstel Light beer $7 USDA 499 kcal
28 Heineken Light beer $7 USDA 499 kcal
29 Miller Light beer $7 USDA 499 kcal
30 Guinness beer $7 USDA 505 kcal
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Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Guinness

beer $7 505 kcal

Amstel Light

beer $7 499 kcal

Heineken Light

beer $7 499 kcal

Miller Light

beer $7 499 kcal

The Improved Pisco Sour

bar & lounge $12 394 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Misdemeanor Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Misdemeanor items have calorie data?
Misdemeanor currently has calorie values for 30 of 30 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Misdemeanor?
The lightest item currently tracked is New Castle at approximately 14 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Misdemeanor calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 30 items use USDA database estimates, while 0 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Misdemeanor full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.