Lumpy's Diner menu

French Toast

With scrambled egg, bacon and your choice of one bacon or one sausage link

Classic Breakfast

One egg, one slice of toast, hashbrowns and your choice of one bacon or one sausage link

Pancakes

With one egg and your choice of one bacon or one sausage link

Mickey Mouse Pancake

You'll love this pancake topped with just the right amount of gooey chocolate chips

Wee Burger

With french fries

Lump Dog

with french fries

Chicken Strips (2)

With french fries

Chicken Nuggets (4)

With french fries

Corn Dog

With french fries

Grilled Cheese

With french fries

Kid's Mac & Cheese

With french fries

(PB&J) Peanut Butter & Jelly

With french fries

Single Egg

LLS Egg Beaters/Whites

Tomato (four slices)

Sliced Avocado

Toast or English Muffin

One Biscuit

Cup of Gravy

LLS Fresh Fruit

Burger Patty (one)

A la Carte Cakes

Served 'til noon or when we run out... to keep it fresh

Hashbrowns

Country Potatoes

A la Carte French Toast

Bacon (four)

Sausage Links (four)

Sausage Patty (two)

LLS Oatmeal

Jalapeño Bacon (four)

Ham (two slices)

Chicken Fried Steak

Hot Links or Linguica (two)

LLS Turkey Sausage (four)

Hashbrowns with Gravy

A la Carte Waffle

New York Steak

Ribeye Steak

Milk

Juices

Orange, Cranberry, Apple, Tomato

Hot Chocolate

Hot Tea

Coffee

Regular & decaf

Fountain Drinks

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Mr Pibb, Lemonade, Iced Tea, Raspberry Iced Tea, Vanilla, Cherry, Chocolate Coke

Cinnamon Roll

A great choice to get you started on any breakfast.... served warm and gooey with our homemade cream cheese frosting!

Breakfast Starter Quesadilla

Your choice of meat with scrambled egg, hashbrowns and melted mozzarella cheese stuffed in a crisp, flour tortilla, served with a side of salsa ranch

World Famous Baked Beans

Chicken Nuggets

Eight, white meat chicken nuggets coated with a flavorful breading and fried golden brown

Onion Rings

Slices of sweet beer battered onions, fried to perfection

Breaded Green Beans

String green beans, breaded and fried to a crispy golden brown, served with our own spicy ranch

Buffalo Bleu Chips

NO... not what you're thinking, choice of homemade potato chips or french fries, drizzled with tangy buffalo sauce and topped with bleu cheese crumbles

Chicken Strips

Four tender, breaded chicken breast strips fried to a golden brown

Zucchini Sticks

Breaded and fried, served with your choice of sauce

Deep-Fried Jalapeños

Cheese Sticks

Breaded mozzarella sticks fried to a golden brown and served with a side of dipping sauce

Fricks

Dill pickle spears dipped in a beer batter then fried up golden brown, served with our own spicy ranch

Frings

When you want a little of both.... half french fries and half onion rings (no substitutions)

Biscuits & Gravy Special

One biscuit with gravy, served with two eggs, any style and your choice of two strips of bacon or two sausage links

Chicken Wings

Bone-in juicy wings, fried then tossed in your choice of seasoning

Vegetable Scramble

Right outta the garden... onion, bell peppers, mushrooms spinach and tomatoes mixed with scrambled eggs, served with hashbrowns and choice of toast

Diced Ham Scramble

Just like it sounds... diced ham mixed with fluffy scrambled eggs - Classic!... served with hashbrowns and your choice of toast

Chicken or Steak Fajita Nachos

A pile of crispy tortilla chips smothered with your choice of seasoned chicken or steak, sautéed peppers, onions and choice of nacho cheese or melted cheese, served with sour cream and salsa for dipp

Corned Beef Hash

Three eggs cooked any style, served with our delicious corned beef hash, crisp hashbrowns and toast

Who? Joe Ma Ma

Three scrambled eggs mixed with ground beef, spinach, tomato, onion and mozzarella cheese, served with your choice of toast

Digger Dave's Special

Three scrambled eggs mixed with crisp bacon, onion, mushrooms and melted cheddar cheese, served with hashbrowns and toast

Lumpy's Skillet

Country potatoes with three scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, onion, peppers and sausage all scrambled together and served with toast

Chorizo Scramble

Scrambled eggs mixed with onions, bell peppers and cheddar cheese, served with a flour tortilla and hashbrowns

New York Steak & Eggs

Three eggs cooked just like you like 'em, served with our tender new york strip steak, hashbrowns and toast

The Cure

Hashbrowns with a biscuit, choice of meat, eggs, cheddar cheese and gravy piled high

Ribeye & Eggs

Dang! IT'S TENDER!... a twelve ounce ribeye steak, three eggs, cooked any style, served with hashbrowns and choice of toast

The Gold Digger

French fries, seasoned curly fries, crispy onion rings, a little cajun spice, fresh garlic, ranch seasoning, chili cheese, nacho cheese and bacon, topped with sour cream... with all these goodies, yo

The Sampler

A great combination of french fries, three chicken strips, beer battered onion rings, fried green beans and fried jalapeños, served with bbq and ranch

Original

Cajun

Ranch

Curly

Cheese

Sweet Potato Fries

Ranch Cheese

Curly Cheese

Cajun Cheese

Ball Park

Fresh garlic, parsley, butter

Ball Park Cheese

Ball park with cheddar cheese

Chili Cheese

Curly Chili Cheese

Bacon Cheese

Chili

Try our thick and delicious, hearty chili (cheese and onion upon request)

Dinner Salad

A bed of romaine lettuce topped with onions, ripe tomatoes, mushrooms, cheddar cheese and croutons

Caesar Dinner Salad

A side caesar salad topped with shredded parmesan cheese and croutons

Small Salad & Half Sandwich

A great choice for a quick lunch... our dinner salad paired with your choice of one of our delicious sandwich selections

Fried Chicken Salad

Fresh romaine lettuce topped with crispy fried chicken strips, onions, tomatoes and shredded cheddar cheese, served with honey poppy-seed dressing. (grilled chicken upon request)

Duh.... Chef Salad

Crisp romaine lettuce topped with lean ham, turkey, crumbled bacon, hard boiled egg, onions, ripe tomatoes, swiss and american cheese

Taco Salad

Crispy tortilla chips topped with chili, fresh lettuce, tomatoes, onions, shredded cheddar cheese, served with sour cream, guacamole, salsa and jalapeños

Chicken Caesar Salad

A great choice for a quick lunch... our dinner salad paired with your choice of one of our delicious sandwich selections

Fried Shrimp Salad

A bed of fresh lettuce topped with six breaded shrimp, onions, tomatoes and cheddar cheese, served with a side of chipotle sauce

Beer

Champagne

Wine

Red Eye

Beer and tomato juice

Hibiscus

Champagne and cranberry juice

Mimosa

Champagne and orange juice

Original 'Lump' Dog

You don't need a leash for this dog! it's plump and juicy, served on a fresh bun

Corn Dog

Better than the state fair! hot dog dipped in a crunchy corn bread batter

Cheese Dog

Plump and juicy dog covered with shredded cheddar cheese

Nacho Cheese Dog

Creamy nacho cheese sauce atop one of Lump's dogs.... sinfully delicious!

Bacon Cheese Dog

This dog is topped with crisp bacon and plenty of melted cheese

Kraut Dog

Plump lump dog topped with sauerkraut... yum

Chili Cheese Dog

Open-faced lump dog covered with chili and cheese (onions upon request)

Hot Link on a Roll

Our juicy hot link sausage, served on a fresh hoagie roll

Hot Diggity Dog

A 1/2 lb dog served on a grilled hoagie roll smothered in chili, cheese, tomato, frito chips, onions and sour cream

Lumpy's Breakfast Sandwich

Grilled sourdough with egg, hashbrowns, melted cheese and choice of ham, bacon, sausage, hot link, linguica or burger patty

Breakfast Burrito

Flour tortilla filled with meat, cheese, eggs and hashbrowns, served with salsa

Chorizo Burrito

With bell peppers and onions

The Punisher Burrito

Flour tortilla filled with pulled pork, cheese, eggs and hashbrowns, smothered with green enchilada sauce and sour cream

Root Beer Float

Malts

Milk Shakes

Specialty Shakes

Peanut Butter & Chocolate, Chocolate & Banana Strawberry & Banana, Oreo & Peanut Butter Coffee & Oreo, Strawberry & Oreo Peanut Butter, Coffee & Oreo

Shakes

Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry, Oreo, Banana Peach, Coffee, Boysenberry, Blueberry, Blackberry Lime, Pineapple, Pumpkin Spice, Root Beer Watermelon, Coconut, Cheesecake, Cake Batter Chocolate Mint, C

Lumpy's Moms Cheesecake

Sooo good, you'll think Lumpy's mom prepared it... oh, she did... try a slice

Chocolate Lava Cake

A warm chocolatey cake served with ice cream, covered in a crisp chocolate shell and topped with whipped cream... Dreamy!

Banana's Foster

Our take on the traditional... six little nuggets of banana and cake, fried to a golden brown, topped with ice cream and caramel... You'll go BANANAS!

Funnel Fries

It just doesn't get any better than this... served with our homemade frosting for dipping!

Cheeseburger

Our 1/3 pound, grilled juicy beef patty, topped with melted cheese, served on a fresh bun. LLS sub a low fat, high protein bison patty

Patty Melt

Juicy burger with grilled onions and melted swiss cheese on grilled rye bread

Bacon Cheeseburger

1/3 pound, juicy grilled burger topped with crisp bacon and melted american cheese

Mushroom Swiss Burger

Mushroom lovers will enjoy this burger smothered with grilled mushrooms and melted swiss cheese

LLS Garden Burger

A guilt free burger with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, mayo and mustard, served on a fresh wheat bun

LLS Turkey Burger

Turkey burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mayo and mustard on a fresh wheat bun

Ortega Burger

A 1/3 pound, juicy burger topped with a delicious ortega chili and melted jack cheese

Frisco Burger

Lumpy's delicious burger served on grilled sourdough, topped with jack cheese, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato and a special chipotle 1000 island dressing

Chili Cheeseburger

Grilled beef patty topped with hearty chili and cheddar cheese served open-faced on a fresh bun

BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger

This burger is topped with tangy bbq sauce, crisp bacon, a crispy onion ring and melted american cheese, served with lettuce, tomato and pickle on a fresh bun

Jalapeño Jack Burger

Get the fire extinguisher out! we top this one with jalapenos, pepper-jack cheese and crispy jalapeño bacon

California Burger

Our grilled, juicy hamburger topped with crispy bacon, guacamole and melted swiss cheese

Philly Cheeseburger

How yoouu dooin?? grilled onion, red and green bell peppers, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo... super delish!

Buffalo Bleu Cheeseburger

1/3 pound juicy beef patty topped with wing sauce, bleu cheese crumbles and a crispy onion ring

The World Famous "Lumpy" Stubb

1/3 pound, juicy beef patty topped with crisp bacon, grilled onions, a fried egg, melted swiss and american cheese on texas toast

West Coast F N K Burger

Our cheeseburger topped with marinated ball tip, american cheese and horseradish mayo, then smothered in au jus... you will need a Fork N Knife!

The Piggly Wiggly

This 1/3 pound burger is topped with tangy bbq sauce, pulled pork, onion strings, cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato

The Fat Pat

Juicy 1/3 pound beef patty topped with pastrami, dijon mustard, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickle

Flyin' Dutchman

Ahoy Scallywags!... this be a good burger! Lumpy's famous cheeseburger topped with moist ball tip and served with a side of 'secret marinade'... T'dle fer!

The Legend (aka. The Coffin Killer)

Three buns filled with two, 1/3 lb beef patties topped with bacon, melted american cheese and all the fixin's

Jaxx's Mini Breakfast

For the lighter appetite... one egg, any style, served with hashbrowns and one slice of toast. add your favorite meat listed below:

Biscuits & Gravy

Southern style biscuits smothered with sausage gravy

Lumpy's Full Breakfast

Three eggs, any style, served with hashbrowns and toast. add your favorite meat listed below:

Crab Benedict

Poached eggs, crab meat, spinach, tomato and hollandaise sauce on two grilled english muffin halves

Grilled biscuit with hot links and poached eggs covered in hollandaise sauce

Lumpy's Eggs Benedict

Lumpy's signature eggs benedict... two grilled english muffin halves, topped with ham, poached eggs and creamy hollandaise sauce

Kitchen Sink Benedict

Two grilled english muffin halves topped with poached eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, hot links, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms and hollandaise sauce

Veggie Benedict

Poached eggs, avocado, tomato and hollandaise sauce on two grilled english muffin halves

Grilled Ham & Cheese

Juicy, lean ham and melted american cheese served on grilled bread

Turkey & Cheddar Melt

Lean turkey and melted cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough bread

Tuna Melt

Our delicious tuna salad with melted american cheese, served on your choice of grilled bread... yumm

Salad Sandwiches

Your choice of fresh made egg salad, tuna salad or our delicious chicken salad with lettuce, tomato and mayo, served on your choice of bread. toasted upon request

Small Salad & Half Sandwich

A great choice for a quick lunch... our dinner salad paired with your choice of one of our sandwich selections

B.L.T

An all American favorite... crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted bread

Turkey & Swiss Croissant

Lean turkey and swiss cheese with mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion on a flaky croissant

T.Y.L.T

Tender and lean turkey with crisp lettuce and tomatoes... all this plus cheddar cheese and ranch dressing, served on fresh grilled texas toast

The Killer Blast

Crisp bacon, avocado, swiss cheese, lettuce and tomato on grilled texas toast

Pastrami topped with sauerkraut, melted swiss cheese and thousand island dressing on grilled rye bread

Pulled Pork Sandwich

Hand rubbed pork, cooked slowly then pulled and mixed with our homemade bbq sauce, served on a fresh hoagie roll with fries

Fish Sandwich

Crispy fried cod fillet sandwich served on a fresh bun with lettuce, tomato and tartar sauce

Club Sandwich

Lean ham, turkey and crisp bacon layered with swiss cheese, american cheese, lettuce and tomato, served with mayo on your choice of toasted bread

Crab Melt

A tasty combination of our crab blend with melted swiss cheese on grilled sourdough bread

Steak Sandwich

Tender and juicy... a 7 oz new york steak, served on a fresh hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato and mayo

Lumpy's Own French Dip

Moist ball tip piled atop a grilled hoagie roll, served with au jus and fries

Ball Tip Sandwich

Tender and flavorful ball tip steak, served on a fresh hoagie roll with a side of baked beans

Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich

Juicy chicken breast fillet grilled with teriyaki sauce, topped with lettuce, tomato and mayo, served on a fresh bun

Chicken Sandwich

Juicy chicken breast fillet, grilled to perfection, served on a fresh bun with lettuce, tomato and mayo. LLS grilled chicken breast on a wheat bun

Sourdough Chicken Sandwich

This juicy chicken breast is topped with crisp bacon, melted swiss cheese, grilled onions, bell peppers and teriyaki sauce, served on grilled sourdough bread

Fried Chicken Sandwich

Crispy breaded chicken breast with melted swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing on a fresh bun

Spicy BBQ Chicken Sandwich

Our grilled chicken breast slathered with spicy bbq sauce then topped with crisp bacon, a breaded onion ring, melted jack cheese, lettuce and tomato

Tombstone Chicken Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast with crisp bacon, melted swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and honey poppyseed dressing on an onion roll

Western Grilled Chicken

Grilled chicken breast with crisp bacon, melted swiss cheese and ranch dressing on grilled sourdough bread

Scotty's Garlic Caesar Chicken Sandwich

Garlic seasoned, shredded chicken, grilled to perfection then topped with melted jack cheese and placed on a fresh ciabatta roll with lettuce, tomato and mayo

Philly Chicken Sandwich

Seasoned chicken with sautéed onions, bell peppers and melted swiss cheese on a toasted hoagie roll

Philly Steak Sandwich

Seasoned chicken with sautéed onions, bell peppers and melted swiss cheese on a toasted hoagie roll

Cheese Omelette

For our cheese lovers... fluffy three egg omelette filled with plenty of melted american cheese

Meat Omelette

Filled with your choice of bacon or sausage

Denver Omelette

Diced ham, green peppers and onions make this delicious omelette a great choice. LLS healthy denver omelette

LLS Veggie & Egg White Omelette

A guilt free choice! we use all egg whites in this "good for you" omelette, stuffed with green peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms and tomatoes. LLS sub cottage cheese for the hashbrowns

Chicken Fried Steak Omelette

A delicious and unique choice for an omelette... we take a juicy chicken fried steak, cut it up and put it in a fluffy omelette, topped with country gravy

Steak or Chicken Fajita Omelette

This delicious omelette is stuffed with sautéed peppers, onions and your choice of seasoned steak or chicken. LLS sub cottage cheese for the hashbrowns

Enchilada Omelette

DELICIOSO!... Scotty's newest creation... our fluffy omelette, stuffed full of seasoned ground beef or shredded chicken, onions and cheddar cheese, topped with red or green sauce, sour cream and guac

Lumpy's Kitchen Sink Omelette

Filled with a tasty combination of bacon, sausage, ham, hot links, bell peppers, onions and mushrooms

Strawberry Waffle

Our golden crisp waffle topped with strawberry dessert topping and whipped cream

Lumpy's Caramel Pecan Waffle

Our signature fresh made, golden crisp waffle topped with plenty of caramel, pecans and whipped cream served with maple syrup

Lumpy's Waffle Breakfast

One fresh made waffle cooked 'til crispy on the outside, light and airy on the inside, served with one egg, any style, maple syrup and your favorite meat listed below:

Lumpy's Pancake Breakfast

Served 'til noon or when we run out... to keep it fresh. two buttermilk, fluffy pancakes served with one egg, maple syrup and your favorite meat listed below:

Lumpy's French Toast Breakfast

Two slices texas style french toast dipped in a sweetened batter, grilled golden and served with one egg, any style, maple syrup and your favorite meat listed below:

Fish & Chips

Flaky cod fillets coated with a delicious crumb breading, fried to a crispy golden brown and served with french fries and tartar sauce

Fish Sandwich

Fish fillet lightly breaded and fried to a delicious golden brown, served with french fries and tartar sauce

Shrimp & Chips

Six pieces of breaded shrimp, served with crispy french fries and cocktail sauce

Rockabilly Wrap

Your choice of tender chicken or beef with grilled onions, diced bacon, mushrooms, bell peppers and swiss cheese, wrapped in a fresh flour or jalapeño cheese tortilla, served with a side of avocado r

Spicy BBQ Chicken Wrap

Your choice of grilled or crispy breaded chicken with spicy bbq sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and crumbled tortilla chips, wrapped in a fresh flour or jalapeño cheese tortilla

Spicy Chicken Wrap

Your choice of grilled or crispy breaded chicken with ranch dressing, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and a spicy sauce, wrapped in a fresh flour or jalapeño cheese tortilla

6 lb (12 eggs) Kitchen Sink Omelette

(Challenge Only) a huge, six pound (12 eggs) omelette filled with a combination of bacon, sausage, ham, hot links, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms and cheddar cheese

The Famous Dog Pounder

Four + pound hamburger with mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, cheese and six slices of bacon (you must have 6 condiments for the wall of fame and a t-shirt)

No 3. "The Intimidator" (Challenge Only)

Hashbrowns, eggs, cheddar cheese, ham, bacon, sausage, hot link, linguica, beef patty and chicken fried steak... but wait! there's more... two biscuits smothered with gravy... all piled high. Finish

Double Dog Dare Ya(Challenge Only)

This is a 2 person challenge... two, 5 pound patties, (10 lbs) three buns, twelve pieces of bacon and twenty pieces of cheese, served with mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion (you must h