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Nutrition Breakdown

La Sirena Clandestina Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for La Sirena Clandestina menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

355 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

800 kcal

124 / 124 items resolved USDA database: 9 Estimated: 115

Lowest Calorie Items at La Sirena Clandestina

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Grilled Hanger Steak dinner Estimated 10 kcal
2 Grilled Hanger Steak bar Estimated 10 kcal
3 Steak & Eggs brunch Estimated 10 kcal
4 Steak Frites platos Estimated 10 kcal
5 Cold Pressed Bottled Coffee bebidas Estimated 40 kcal
6 2012 Bernabeleva, Camino De Navaherreros reds USDA 83 kcal
7 2010 Caparone, Zinfandel reds USDA 88 kcal
8 Iced Tea bebidas Estimated 135 kcal
9 2011 Marc Pesnot, La Boheme whites USDA 148 kcal
10 Kale Salad menores Estimated 180 kcal
11 Kale Salad menores Estimated 180 kcal
12 Kale Salad menores Estimated 180 kcal
13 Kale Salad dinner Estimated 180 kcal
14 Kale Salad brunch Estimated 180 kcal
15 Salada lados $6 Estimated 180 kcal
16 Salada brunch Estimated 180 kcal
17 Spicy Crab Salad sanduíches Estimated 180 kcal
18 2011 Raul Perez, Multi whites USDA 265 kcal
19 El Lomito sanduíches Estimated 293 kcal
20 Black Beans & Rice brunch Estimated 320 kcal
21 Feijoada Black Beans & Rice lados $6 Estimated 320 kcal
22 Feijoada Black Beans & Rice dinner Estimated 320 kcal
23 Feijoada Black Beans & Rice bar Estimated 320 kcal
24 La Bomba Rice platos Estimated 320 kcal
25 La Bomba Rice dinner Estimated 320 kcal
26 2011 Cave Des Vignerons De Buxy, Bourgogne whites USDA 321 kcal
27 2012 Tami, Nero D’avola reds USDA 357 kcal
28 2012 Ravaille, Ermitage Du Pic Saint Loup rosé Estimated 390 kcal
29 5 Rabbit Cerveceria 5 Lizard beers Estimated 390 kcal
30 5 Rabbit Cerveceria 5 Rabbit beers Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 115

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

2011 Raventos, L’hereu

sparkling 800 kcal

2012 Domaine Skouras, Moscofilero

whites 800 kcal

Breakfast Sandwich

brunch 470 kcal

Amish Chicken Hearts

bar 430 kcal

Crispy Amish Chicken Thighs

dinner 430 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

La Sirena Clandestina Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many La Sirena Clandestina items have calorie data?
La Sirena Clandestina currently has calorie values for 124 of 124 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at La Sirena Clandestina?
The lightest item currently tracked is Grilled Hanger Steak at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are La Sirena Clandestina calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 9 items use USDA database estimates, while 115 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the La Sirena Clandestina full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.