Nutrition Breakdown

La Cuevita Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for La Cuevita menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

205 kcal

Lowest Item

13 kcal

Highest Item

622 kcal

35 / 35 items resolved USDA database: 33 Estimated: 2

Lowest Calorie Items at La Cuevita

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Sonoran Sidecar tequila & cocktails USDA 13 kcal
2 Campesino tequila & cocktails USDA 23 kcal
3 La Cuevita mezcal cocktails USDA 25 kcal
4 Aeroplano tequila & cocktails USDA 31 kcal
5 Blackberry Bramble specialty cocktails USDA 38 kcal
6 Irish Mule happy hour cocktails USDA 38 kcal
7 Mezcal Mule mezcal cocktails USDA 39 kcal
8 California happy hour cocktails USDA 43 kcal
9 Jalapeno & Margarita tequila & cocktails USDA 44 kcal
10 Bajofondo specialty cocktails USDA 45 kcal
11 Manila Mezcal mezcal cocktails USDA 59 kcal
12 The Bitterest Pill specialty cocktails USDA 84 kcal
13 Cold Gin Thyme & Again happy hour cocktails USDA 101 kcal
14 Smokey Margarita happy hour cocktails USDA 122 kcal
15 Smokey Margarita mezcal cocktails USDA 122 kcal
16 Jagerson shots USDA 131 kcal
17 Old Fashioned happy hour cocktails USDA 164 kcal
18 Sino Paloma happy hour cocktails USDA 167 kcal
19 Fried Rice shots USDA 174 kcal
20 My Own Master specialty cocktails USDA 179 kcal
21 Sazerac happy hour cocktails USDA 184 kcal
22 Mezcalada mezcal cocktails USDA 200 kcal
23 Sangre Y Arena mezcal cocktails USDA 231 kcal
24 Vacaciones Permanentes tequila & cocktails USDA 310 kcal
25 Medialunas specialty cocktails USDA 314 kcal
26 Cable Car happy hour cocktails USDA 341 kcal
27 PBR happy hour cocktails USDA 364 kcal
28 Tall Boys happy hour cocktails USDA 368 kcal
29 Mallditos Secretos mezcal cocktails Estimated 390 kcal
30 Scrimshaw happy hour cocktails Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 2

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Ferrari

shots 622 kcal

Northeast Side

specialty cocktails 468 kcal

Fertreuse

shots 457 kcal

Bandera Mexicana

shots 451 kcal

Berry Smash

specialty cocktails 433 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

La Cuevita Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many La Cuevita items have calorie data?
La Cuevita currently has calorie values for 35 of 35 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at La Cuevita?
The lightest item currently tracked is Sonoran Sidecar at approximately 13 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are La Cuevita calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 33 items use USDA database estimates, while 2 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the La Cuevita full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.