Nutrition Breakdown

Joe Theismann's Calories — Lowest to Highest

Browse calorie values for Joe Theismann's menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.

Coverage

100%

Average Calories

326 kcal

Lowest Item

10 kcal

Highest Item

620 kcal

52 / 52 items resolved USDA database: 10 Estimated: 42

Lowest Calorie Items at Joe Theismann's

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# Item Category Source Calories
1 Philly Steak sandwiches Estimated 10 kcal
2 House Burger sandwiches USDA 155 kcal
3 BBQ Rib Platter entrees Estimated 170 kcal
4 CAB Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
5 Cajun Shrimp Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
6 Garden Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
7 Grilled Atlantic Salmon Salad salads Estimated 180 kcal
8 Ultimate Fish sandwiches USDA 197 kcal
9 Maryland Style Crab Cake sandwiches USDA 200 kcal
10 Bake Apple Tart dessert USDA 207 kcal
11 Grilled Banana Bread dessert USDA 207 kcal
12 French Onion Soup starters Estimated 220 kcal
13 Soup Du Jour starters Estimated 220 kcal
14 Fish Taco Platter entrees Estimated 225 kcal
15 Dulce De Leche Cheesecake dessert USDA 233 kcal
16 Chicken & Fresh Fruit Salad salads Estimated 250 kcal
17 Peanut Butter Pie dessert USDA 256 kcal
18 Iceberg Wedge salads Estimated 260 kcal
19 BBQ-Bacon Bison Burger sandwiches USDA 291 kcal
20 Asian Chicken Salad salads Estimated 305 kcal
21 Flourless Chocolate Cake dessert USDA 338 kcal
22 Chocolate Molten Lava Cake dessert USDA 342 kcal
23 Ahi Tuna starters Estimated 390 kcal
24 BBQ Pork sandwiches Estimated 390 kcal
25 Baby Kale salads Estimated 390 kcal
26 Baked Cod entrees Estimated 390 kcal
27 Barbeque Shrimp starters Estimated 390 kcal
28 Cajun Catfish entrees Estimated 390 kcal
29 Caprese Panini sandwiches Estimated 390 kcal
30 Classic Caesar salads Estimated 390 kcal
Nutrition sync is temporarily paused Missing official items: 42

Highest Calorie Items

Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data

Turkey Burger

sandwiches 620 kcal

California Chicken

entrees 430 kcal

Chicken Louisiana

entrees 430 kcal

Fried Buffalo Chicken

sandwiches 430 kcal

Grilled Jack Chicken

sandwiches 430 kcal

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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated

When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.

  • Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
  • Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
  • Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
  • Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.

Joe Theismann's Calories — Frequently Asked Questions

Questions about calorie values, estimates, and nutrition coverage.

How many Joe Theismann's items have calorie data?
Joe Theismann's currently has calorie values for 52 of 52 menu items (100% coverage). We first use official nutrition sources when available, then apply estimation fallback for unresolved items.

What is the lowest-calorie item at Joe Theismann's?
The lightest item currently tracked is Philly Steak at approximately 10 kcal. Use the ranked table to find other low-calorie meal choices.

Are Joe Theismann's calorie values official or estimated?
This page uses a hybrid model: 10 items use USDA database estimates, while 42 items are algorithmic estimates. Both are directional for comparison, not medical guidance.

Where can I compare calories and prices together?
Use the Joe Theismann's full menu prices page for price-focused browsing and the cheapest menu items page for budget picks. This calories page is built for nutrition-first filtering.

How to Use This Calories Page

Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.

Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.