Nutrition Breakdown
Jakes Joint Calories — Lowest to Highest
Browse calorie values for Jakes Joint menu items, with official nutrition where available and estimated calories for uncovered items. Updated August 2026.
Coverage
100%
Average Calories
344 kcal
Lowest Item
6 kcal
Highest Item
775 kcal
Lowest Calorie Items at Jakes Joint
Use this ranking to find lighter menu options quickly
| # | Item | Category | Source | Calories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Estancia Pinot Noir | red wine | USDA | 6 kcal |
| 2 | Soft Drinks & Bottled Water | shakes, malts, & drinks | Estimated | 10 kcal |
| 3 | Bloody Mary Schooners | hangover headquarters | USDA | 35 kcal |
| 4 | Jakes Jumbo Jungle Juice | jumbo drinks $20.00 | USDA | 48 kcal |
| 5 | Jakes Jungle Juice | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 48 kcal |
| 6 | Soggy Dollar Bar "Pain Killer" | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 48 kcal |
| 7 | Cherry Limeade | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 49 kcal |
| 8 | Jakes Jumbo Cherry Limeade | jumbo drinks $20.00 | USDA | 49 kcal |
| 9 | Crazy Lil Thang Called Love | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 57 kcal |
| 10 | Jakes Jalapeno Bottle Caps | the food $3.00 | USDA | 71 kcal |
| 11 | Mudslide | ice cream drinks $10.00 | USDA | 75 kcal |
| 12 | Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc | white wine | USDA | 81 kcal |
| 13 | Estancia Pino Grigio | white wine | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 14 | Robert Mondavi Cabernet | red wine | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 15 | Robert Mondavi Merlot | red wine | USDA | 83 kcal |
| 16 | Goombay Smash | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 17 | Paradise Punch | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 89 kcal |
| 18 | Iced Tea & Sweet Tea | shakes, malts, & drinks | Estimated | 135 kcal |
| 19 | Pina Colada | ice cream drinks $10.00 | USDA | 146 kcal |
| 20 | Sweet Potato Fries | the food $3.00 | USDA | 153 kcal |
| 21 | Key Lime Colada | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 161 kcal |
| 22 | Kendall Jackson | white wine | USDA | 175 kcal |
| 23 | Garden Salad | salads | Estimated | 180 kcal |
| 24 | Jake-A-Rita | specialty drinks $7.75 | USDA | 200 kcal |
| 25 | Jakes Jamaican Shake | ice cream drinks $10.00 | USDA | 207 kcal |
| 26 | Fried Pickles | the food $3.00 | USDA | 213 kcal |
| 27 | Chicken Fried Steak And Eggs | breakfast specialties | Estimated | 220 kcal |
| 28 | Fried Green Beans | the food $3.00 | USDA | 223 kcal |
| 29 | Chicken Tenders | the food $3.00 | USDA | 250 kcal |
| 30 | Ape Shake | ice cream drinks $10.00 | USDA | 257 kcal |
Highest Calorie Items
Top calorie-dense picks based on current nutrition data
12. Texas Chili Burger
18. Mushroom Swiss Burger
3. Cheeseburger
19. The Veggie Burger
2. Single Meat Hamburger
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How Estimated Calories Are Calculated
When official nutrition is unavailable, calorie values are estimated using menu-item keywords and then adjusted by portion size. These values are directional for comparison, not medical nutrition advice.
- Base estimate: item-name tokens (for example burger, fries, salad, pizza, shake) map to baseline calorie ranges.
- Portion weighting: ounce and gram values adjust the estimate (about 8 oz = 1.0x, about 230 g = 1.0x), then the value is capped within a safe range.
- Size modifiers: small/kids items apply a lower multiplier, while large/xl/family/double items apply a higher multiplier.
- Final output: estimates are rounded to whole calories and shown as Estimated in the source column.
Jakes Joint Calories — Frequently Asked Questions
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How to Use This Calories Page
Use this page to compare low-calorie and high-calorie items quickly before ordering. Official values are used where available, and estimated values fill the coverage gap for broad menu discovery.
Estimated values are directional and may vary by location, preparation style, and serving size. For strict dietary planning, cross-check with the official restaurant nutrition statement when available.